Tales of Tarnation

2024-07-03 Tales of Tarnation E005.5 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Rats Part II

TLDR, Session 5.5 Teenage Mutant Ninja Rats Part II. Well.... that was a close one... if it wasn't for some bearded guy who calls himself the Great Baboosh, we'd all be dead. He saved us then got personal with some questions. Baang got a bad vibe when the guy said he's from Tightanus. A group that works with the Yokuatsu. Baboosh claims he was friends with the Faloon and was sent to help. Baang wouldn't tell him about Chaka and Baboosh left. Suspicious? anyways the Mayor got taken by the Yokuatsu now and we had to fight off some next level henchman called Phasers. Doc got another corpse revived but it didn't know anything and Taryn cut all his tendons so we just killed it again.

2024-07-02 Tales of Tarnation E005 - Teenage Mutant Ninja Rats

TLDR Session 5, Teenage Mutant Ninja Rats. A Mohelda sighting! She's in a hurry and grabs something then runs off to meet something called the Falloon. The tight ass mayor barely paid for the Goblins. I don't know why we agreed to clear out some rats for him. Teenage Mutant Ninja rats to boot! At least we were making good progress. Until the end. So many rats. Why is Darflin suddenly changing his tune just because we are enlightened? Master Shellder seems like a dick. I hope we get to kill him next time. Or ya know, at least survive.

2024-06-30 Tales of Tarnation E004.75 - Darflin's Arena Extravaganza - Part Two

Part Two TLDR, Session 4.75, Darflin's Arena Extravaganza. Taryn, Kiln, Gortha, Chaka, and Baang get teleported by Darflin to an arena where they fight their way up a series of more and more difficult monsters. By the end of the fights we are all level 4. As a reward we get to kill Edlin the Rodish and Billevolent the Enigmatic. Some form of justice for Skrill's father at least. We still don't know what happened to Mohelda though.

2024-06-30 Tales of Tarnation E004.75 - Darflin's Arena Extravaganza - Part One

TLDR, Session 4.75, Darflin's Arena Extravaganza. Taryn, Kiln, Gortha, Chaka, and Baang get teleported by Darflin to an arena where they fight their way up a series of more and more difficult monsters. By the end of the fights we are all level 4. As a reward we get to kill Edlin the Rodish and Billevolent the Enigmatic. Some form of justice for Skrill's father at least. We still don't know what happened to Mohelda though.

2024-06-28 Tales of Tarnation E004.5 - New Friends and Final Bosses

TLDR. Session 4.5, New Friends and Final Bosses. We fight our way through some spiders to find Seraphina dead. This dungeon has killed Tiberius and Seraphina and we haven't even made it through yet. Baang recovers from paralysis and the party is teleported by the Psychadelic Chipmunk to a town where we meet a couple of bards, resupply, and have a bit of a laugh before all of us get thrown back into the dungeon to face a Red Dragon Wyrmling. Kiln proves himself the hero again, and at the end of the session we are back in Mosswood. For those keeping track the last time we were in this town we set out to investigate an abandon house in the woods, and to clear out a goblin horde close by. Since then, Ophelia Died. Tiberius died, twice. Seraphina died. We haven't seen Skrill since Chaka found out he is the chosen one, and we still need to find Skrill's elder, not his dad though, he's dead. We might as well tell the mayor about the dead goblins too. Does anyone else remember Mohelda? That crazy teacher who got kidnapped by the Yokuatsu?