Ep. 32 - “Dr. Seuss’s Hair Cutting School For the Blind” w/ Dylan McKeever

Ep. 32 - “Dr. Seuss’s Hair Cutting School For the Blind” w/ Dylan McKeever

We have Dylan back since Jeff cancelled! We talk about playing Pikmin till the end of the the administration/world (whatever comes first), how we’re proud of reading chapter books, if it is or is not social justice to write Yelp Reviews, how Sammy got their snort back and Dylan’s journey with a new mattress she already texted Hay but Hay didn’t text back.

Ep. 31 - “GayDHD”

This week we ask, are electrolytes real? Also: training to finger with Tech Decks, Lang gives us a Black History test, we talk about current friggin TV shows, Sammy does an anti-Swiftie rant, Hay rants about how polkadots are for babies, and we beg they make texting and driving safer for America’s children (us).

Ep. 30 - “License Plate CRUSHIN” w/ Jeff Dean

If you've heard about Jeff, you still will - because for the fourth time we booked him and he cancelled on us. Lang made us record Jeff cancelling on the phone with us from literally outside the building. Enjoy - this is the Jeffisode.

Ep. 29 - “Size Queen Friendly”

We have a lot of Kendrick songs stuck in our head and unfortunately quote Black thinkers up top. We SPOIL the last ep of The Traitors, cooking shows, Superbowl conspiracies, we read a disgusting Feeld profile of a straight couple, and we try to end slow salads and small discounts.

Ep. 28 - "Tortured Fascists Department"

We don’t know what happened this episode (it’s giving gas leak) but we are not okay. It’s our first recording since Tronk and Alan Musk started their thing and we try to do segments and structured activities, and then resisted we believe as a form of coping. We fall on the floor laughing a lot so if you don’t want that don’t listen to this. During this synchronized mental breakdown we somehow write an email to spam ICE, Sammy makes a doge meme for Elon, cover trying to download a rejection sensitivity app, protein maxing, and ordering to-go food.