The Ascertainers

Episode 161: What if the Bee Gee's Were Hot?

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2162255/fan_mail/new] Get ready with us as we talk about places we shop...  No, really, it's a decent episode. * Big box bourbon * Costco virgin * On to Aldi * Gator Roll * RIP Dave Mason * Golf smack * Careful in traffic * RIP Joe Senser * Songs of the Week: * ETI-- Blue Öyster Cult  * How Can You Mend a Broken Heart--Bee Gee's * What if they were hot? * Watch the Bee Gee's documentary form around 2020 * Chest hair #NewtsAppleValleyMN #BestSponsorEver TheAscertainers@gmail.com Blue Öyster Cult - E.T.I. (Extra Terrestrial Intelligence) (Live) 10/9/1981 [Digitally Restored] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMC2p_mWueY] Bee Gees - How Can You Mend A Broken Heart (Live in Las Vegas, 1997 - One Night Only) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PciJq0qYJj8] It’s The PERFECT Cover 🤫⛳️ #golf #golfer #golflife [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/98ug1ah7rZs]

Episode 160: Sidney Crosby Stills, Nash & Young

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2162255/fan_mail/new] We talk a bit of sports on this one, hence the Wheel of Fortune Before and After-inspired title.  IYKYK... * Mark's family recap * Keep it Shrimple * Green Room * Yungblud preview * Newt's--Not a Bad Seat in the House * Special Newt's shoutout--Sarah * Best in Show * The Farting Contest * Nerd Alert * Karen flashback * Self-righteous * Boilermakers * Nocturnal Mom's * Vaccuums * Songs of the Week: * Don't Be Cruel--Billy Swan * Is She Hiding a Broken Heart--Remo Drive * Neil Young vs Diamond Dave * Minnesota Sports Disappointment * Joe Pesci or Joe Piscopo? #NewtsAppleValleyMN #SarahRocks TheAscertainers@gmail.com Billy Swan - Don't Be Cruel (Audio) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BP-xffG3ksI] Dusty Springfield - Son of a Preacher Man (Official Audio) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAZLgsDRUv4] Remo Drive "Is She Hiding a Broken Heart" New/Unreleased Song LIVE - YouTube [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tnx8KD8kom0]

Episode 159: Mark's Family Circus Part 2

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2162255/fan_mail/new] Now that we are all comfortable with one another.....  Adjust your volume accordingly. * Introductions * 5K memories * Reading glasses * Newt's--Good Food, Good Times * Neighborhood band * Are you comfortable? * We Are Family--Sister Sledge * You're My Girl--April Wine * Lovely Day--Bill Withers * Shoutout our logo designer--Selena * Jim's joke fails miserably * Sweet Caroline--Neil Diamond * State Fair * RIP Prince * Julio Iglesias Concert * Bad Bunny * Karen--our own version of Alexa * Crippled * Historic document * Tattoos #NewtsAppleValley TheAscertainers@gmail.com

Episode 158: Mark's Mom and Sisters

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2162255/fan_mail/new] Buckle up!  We've got 8 voices on this one (Jim's wife is on too).  Mark's Mom is an absolute DELIGHT!  And sister Karen let Jim live. * Welcome Renee, Denise, Polli, Karen and Marlene (with Kris in the background) * Bible terminology * Coolio? * 6th grader at a Pat Benatar concert  * Newt's gets a 4 star Yelp review * Mars, the pulltab queen * Ever been arrested? * Mark is an Angel * JC Penney * The Pine Tree * Backyard campout * Mars and Ellie? * 2 pots a day... * Poor duck * Twins * Nice watch * First cocert?  Led Zeppelin * Card club * Dinosaurs #NewtsIsTheBest TheAscertainers@gmail.com

Episode 157: Free For All

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2162255/fan_mail/new] Don't let the title fool you, it's not about the Motor City Madman, Ted Nugent.  It's just a topic-free zone this time around. * Kdoctor Jim * Mansfield Bar * Pun of the Day * Tune in for Mark's whole family next week! * Will Karen hurt Jim? * Golf Smack * Newt's--Cory brings the heat  * Lack of pull tab discipline * Jim survived his 5K * Apple Valley Car Clinic * RIP Dash Crofts and Sif Kroft * Paul McCartney Doc * Songs of the Weak: * The Show Must Go On--Leo Sayer * Egypt Texas--Shadowy Men on a Shadowy Planet * Bracket blunder * Shoutout Big Al #NewtsAppleValleyMN TheAscertainers@gmail.com The Show Must Go On - Leo Sayer | The Midnight Special [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mBcnXnDUG4] Shadowy Men On A Shadowy Planet - Egypt Texas [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhuyN7et3pU]