The Awesome Train

Awesome Train #055

THIS WEEK, the Awesome Train drinks Four Loko during the show - we give tips on the best way to photoshoot your wiener if you are going to send pictures to your lover - drunken ramblings during podcast due to alcohol (sorry) - penis size charts - ugly people now have a dating site - and some news and music.

Awesome Train #054

THIS WEEK, the Awesome Train takes the kids to a inappropriate haunted house - Taylor Swift has made her fortunes being a slut and writing about guys she banged who left her - we "bear down to push something large out of a small hole" - and some news and music.

Awesome Train #053

THIS WEEK, the Awesome Train has a full-on, double rainbow after school special discussion on the house of ill repute, "ye old strip club". All we can say, is "Listen buddy, I got a nice set of t&a at home to keep me satisfied". And some random news and music.

Awesome Train #052

THIS WEEK, a guy gets pulled over marinating his cat (alive) in his trunk - Louise asserts her estrogen on the show by sharing her banana-chocolate chip muffin recipe - we try out the Harry Popper® brand condom - get some blisters on our mouth off a used condom we found - and more news and music.

Awesome Train #051.3

SHOW 51.3, and Louise 69's the ER - Jonathan slugs through another family get together - the 5 layers of chicken skin new KFC Skinwich - and new music.