The Bad Book Club

Girl, Change Your Pants

Is it an autobiography or is it self-help? Bad news, it's both! This book made us feel both called out and offended, and left us perfectly satisfied with how unproductive we are. Bongo Comedy Background Music 60bpm by krytosss -- https://freesound.org/s/167388/ -- License: Attribution NonCommercial 3.0

50 Shades of Ick

Strap in, y'all, pun absolutely intended. This episode is all about the classic romantic fan fiction that took the world by storm and reinforced the notion that stalking is peak romance.  Ticking Clock by blukotek at https://freesound.org/s/412751/ [https://freesound.org/s/412751/] TV Show Intro Music by TheoJT at https://freesound.org/s/698508/ [https://freesound.org/s/698508/]

Discovering Witches Should Be More Exciting

Grab your favorite vintage of red wine (or a vial of O-negative, we don't judge) because this week, Stephanie and Lindsey are diving into the Bodleian Library to unpack Deborah Harkness’s A Discovery of Witches. It’s so slow we actually aged three centuries just waiting for them to hold hands.

Twilight Zoned

In this episode, we take a trip down memory lane to revisit Twilight, a book that launched a thousand Tumblr accounts and innumerable codependent relationships. What's so appealing about Bella? Why does Edward keep going back to high school instead of getting a job? Why did Stephenie Meyer spell her name like that? We don't have answers to any of these questions, but we have a lot of opinions about this book. Cover your neck while we sink our teeth into this legendary tome. Pick up a copy of the Christine's coloring book here [https://www.amazon.com/HOA-COLORING-BOOK/dp/B0DPXCLW44]!

The Guest List: RSVP No

Who did it? Who deserved it? Who should have been left off the guest list, from the start? Almost everyone, honestly. This farce of a wedding takes place at the least romantic place on earth, complete with bog bodies, frat boys, and murder most foul! We love a messy bitch, but this one takes the wedding cake (sorry, not sorry).