35. Severance Wellness Sessions, Close Friends Stories, and Being Clocked by Men

36. Moving House, Webtoons, and the Etymology of "Gooner"

This episode is a masterclass in what it's like to both be chronically online and somehow also, as the kids say it, Unc. But that's the duality of Hannah and Halle. There's also some life updates sprinkled in, which is why episodes keep taking longer and longer to come out, so I personally apologize on their behalf. Hope you enjoy.

35. Severance Wellness Sessions, Close Friends Stories, and Being Clocked by Men

Hannah and Halle are back from an unintentional hiatus with an episode they actually recorded about five months ago. In that time, they moved out of their shared townhome and now live in separate apartments in the city. It was for their own good. Maybe this episode will shed some light on how that happened, who knows. Hope you enjoy <3

34. Valentine's Parties, Pickleball Dates, and the Rise of Hoka

As mentioned last episode, Hannah and Halle went to a Valentine's singles party with their good friend and lifelong social experiment, Bruce. Janelle graciously attended as well, and the four had a night worth talking about on a mediocre podcast. Hope you enjoy <3

33. Second Dates, Showing Shaft, and 2025's Ins and Outs

Here's the long awaited update on Halle's dapper date. Spoiler, it ended, but it was nice while it lasted, so she says. Hannah unfortunately can't say the same about the human nightmare she met on hinge. After getting into the salacious details, the two discuss their ins and outs for 2025. Feel free to add your own in the comments below! Hope you enjoy <3

32. Spotify Playlists, Election Disappointment, and Halle's Dapper Date

Happy New Year, folks! Can we still say that? Anyway, this episode proves that Hannah and Halle's opinions age like milk given the results of the election (see two episodes ago). So, please remember to take everything they say with a grain of salt. They can't be trusted. In other, lighter, news the two end up discussing the intricacies of making Spotify playlists, and then Halle can't shut up about the date she was asked on- it's rare for her. Hope you enjoy.