The Blank with Carlos & Ryan.

We're going on Spring Break!: Chicago & Cambodia.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode their up and coming 3 week break (they're going on Spring Break!), The new potential Hantavirus pandemic, and the unfortunate Raptors end to the season. While Ryan will be out in the boonies fighting off malaria, Carlos will be knee deep in some deep-dish pizza. News Flash, Knicks fans are the wildest fans in the NBA, but you already know that. Shoutout to OG though! So the boys will be off the next three weeks, go watch TV or something.

What is this Sama and how do I get some footage? Featuring the new downfall to society: Meta-Glasses.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode talk divorce, how there are cameras everywhere, and how Rogers Communications sucks (dont cancel Ryan's internet)! Carlos's recent hospital visit ends in tragedy, ruptured something or someone, not 100% sure.. If someone proposes to you within week of knowing you, run the other way. Team Klay v. Team Stallion, who's team you got? Lupe Fiasco playing at the CNE this summer, so we expect all the Blank listeners to be there while Ryan cries tears of joy.

The Future is Bleak: How do I become a groupie for the Toronto Tempo?

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode, the latest Toronto Tempo news (go support the latest Toronto Team), What not to do in South Korean (some people's kids), and how expensive everything is (why is a movie ticket $30.00?) Why havn't strip clubs raised their dance prices? You're dancing for less every year with inflation. While Ryan will be in the seats for the first Tempo game, Carlos will be waiting outside by the bus area. They're really trying to become the groupies. See y'all next week!

Happy Cambodian New Year: featuring Relationships.

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode some more of Trump's outrageous ish, the break up game by Cut, and how far we've come from with mental illness. They're definitely getting cancelled after this one and it's Ryan's fault, all this stuff about chopstick Asians and what not. What are the most common interracial couples in North America? You would be surprised by the answer. Carlos and Ryan wish everyone a beautiful, fulfilling, voluptuous New Year!

Tiredofthismodernishmaxxing: How else do we ruin the generation?

Carlos and Ryan discuss in today's episode the latest freest country in the world news, Gucci Mane being kidnapped and approaching women in the gym (don't be creepy, or maybe just don't). Fellow citizens, we have another stupid trend spreading across social media, it's like the Tide pods thing from a few years ago all over again. Kids, don't smash a hammer into your face to create the perfect jawline. Carlos was supposed to be in Chicago but came back just for the episode. We know life may be hard for those out there and here at The Blank, we wish you nothing but love and wellbeing. Cheers to you. April Fools.