The Cosmic Satellite Talk Show Radio

The Roast of E.T - Live at the Saturn Philharmonic Theatre!

E.T the extra-terrestrial won't know what hit him. After years and years of disappointment, hundreds of cosmic space-bucks owed, and many relationships destroyed, he has to pay a price—and that price is a spiritual one, one which will tarnish the soul. E.T will endure personal and physical humiliation whilst suspended midair in a bubble above the Saturn Philharmonic Theatre in tonight's premiere event: THE ROAST OF E.T. Get your laughing hats on, grab some popcorn and a beer and get a'listenin'!

A Space Vampire Spooktacular Halloween Episode!

In a Halloween episode in which all views are our own, the boys welcome the return of Mr Richmond, A.K.A Bauble Schnarp. Here, we speak upon many a things that are spooky, we chat videogames, spooky sci-film movies, and Heeren's much anticipated Halloween party. We also get our radio broadcast hijacked by space-vampires!!!

Our New Gen-Z Alien Social Media Intern: An Interrogation

What comes up must go down. After a high-energy show last week, the boys dial it back. There’s an ebb and flow to everything in the universe, a contraction and relaxation. Therefore, in spirit of keeping the equilibrium,  it’s a rather lowkey affair today as the boys interview and interrogate their new Gen-Z alien social media intern over his recent handling of the radio show's twitter account. This is the kind of podcast you’d hear if you woke up mid-abduction and all the alien scientists were smoking weed and shooting the shit. Go back to sleep, it’ll all be over soon.

I Got Voluntarily Probed in the Name of Science

Today on The Cosmic Satellite Talk Show Radio, we have our very first alien guest! Ollie is invited into a UFO to share an intimate spaghetti dinner and tea with certified alien freak Bauble Schnarp. Listen to his many tales and traditions from his home planet, and find out what he uses to boil tea. The boys discuss trips to the hospital, Heeren divulges into his voluntary probing experience, and a rag-tag bunch of space-cowboys hijack the airwaves with their own Cosmic Satellite Pirate Radio Show!

Help, I've Been Infected with a Space Parasite on an Intergalactic Cruise!

Heeren describes his trip on an Intergalactic Cruise, Anton talks of an Ibiza holiday gone wrong, and Ollie muses on his rainforest cafe celebration dinner. Alien ad-reads from across the globe, space-jazz, and an alien film legend calls into the show.