Getting Stoned with Satan: The Chronicle of Young Satan, Chapter 8 • The Devil According to Mark Twain

Getting Stoned with Satan: The Chronicle of Young Satan, Chapter 8 • The Devil According to Mark Twain

Satan is back in the woods — same spot as the first meeting — and the boys are thrilled, because life without him is genuinely dull. He offers to show them the history of the progress of the human race. They say yes. They should have said no.What follows is a panoramic vision of human civilization from Cain and Abel to the present: Cain killing Abel without remorse, the flood, Noah drunk on Ararat, Sodom and Gomorrah, Jael, the Hebraic wars, massacre after massacre, the whole machinery of history grinding forward. Satan's running commentary is mild, detached, and devastating. Animals don't do this. Angels don't do this. Only beings with the moral sense can choose wrong on purpose — and humans, he notes, have made extensive use of the option.Then things get unexpectedly beautiful: Satan produces goblets made of no material the boys can name, alive with color in constant motion, and pours something that can only be described as heavenly wine. Seppi glances at Satan and says, quietly, "We shall be there someday." Satan seems to be thinking of something else entirely and says nothing. The goblets rise into the sky and disappear.The chapter ends with Satan turning a murderous gamekeeper named Bart into stone — fly on his cheek and all — then walking back into Eseldorf disguised as Father Adolf while the village pelts him with rocks that bounce off. A coroner's jury subsequently argues at length about whether the fly on the statue was also subject to divine judgment. It takes twenty-two men and six oxen to haul the statue home. Eventually the family puts Bart on exhibition, grows rich, purchases nobility, and the statue winds up in the Pitti Palace in Florence as a Roman antique. Satan predicted all of this. He was right. * The Devil's Details show page/archive [https://trustory.fm/the-devils-details/] * Banana for Scale Facebook Group [https://www.facebook.com/groups/1136368637016287] * Connect with Kynan on Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/howdykynan] or Letterboxd [https://letterboxd.com/howdykynan/] * Connect with Lester on Facebook [https://www.facebook.com/lester.r.clark], Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/lester_ryan_clark/], or X [https://twitter.com/lesterryanclark] --- Learn more about supporting this podcast by becoming a member. It's just $5/month or $55/year. Visit our website [https://trustory.fm/join/] to learn more. Check out the other podcasts in the Banana for Scale family of podcasts: * Every Minute of Everything Everywhere All at Once [https://trustory.fm/every-minute-of-everything-everywhere-all-at-once/] * The Exorcist Minute [https://trustory.fm/the-exorcist-minute/]

If This Party Gets Any Livelier, a Funeral Might Break Out!: The Chronicle of Young Satan, Chapter 7 • The Devil According to Mark Twain

Chapter seven of The Chronicle of Young Satan is the darkest chapter of the season, and there's no way to soften it. Nikolaus is going to drown in twelve days — Satan has already told the boys so — and the chapter is an unbearable countdown to a death his friends know is coming and can't prevent or explain. He drowns trying to rescue a missing girl, Lisa Brandt, who drowns with him. Twain calls those final eleven days some of the most precious of Theodore's life, and somehow that's not a contradiction.We dig into how the grief radiates outward from there. Lisa's mother curses God and swears never to pray again; a carpenter seizes her daughter's body as payment for an unpaid debt and buries her in a cattle yard, reported with a matter-of-factness that's almost more disturbing than outrage would be. When the boys beg Satan to help the grieving mother, he does — by rewriting someone else's fate without that person's knowledge or consent, sending a man named Fisher to hell in the process for something he does in a moment of anger that wouldn't have happened otherwise. Satan can't understand why this troubles them. He's never felt sorrow. He only understands it theoretically.We also get into purgatory — Satan claims it's been discontinued for not paying for itself — and an honest tangent into "souling," the real historical practice that became trick-or-treating. This is late, bleak, fully cynical Twain, and we walked away convinced he might be darker than Poe ever was. * The Devil's Details show page/archive [https://trustory.fm/the-devils-details/] * Banana for Scale Facebook Group [https://www.facebook.com/groups/1136368637016287] * Connect with Kynan on Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/howdykynan] or Letterboxd [https://letterboxd.com/howdykynan/] * Connect with Lester on Facebook [https://www.facebook.com/lester.r.clark], Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/lester_ryan_clark/], or X [https://twitter.com/lesterryanclark] --- Learn more about supporting this podcast by becoming a member. It's just $5/month or $55/year. Visit our website [https://trustory.fm/join/] to learn more. Check out the other podcasts in the Banana for Scale family of podcasts: * Every Minute of Everything Everywhere All at Once [https://trustory.fm/every-minute-of-everything-everywhere-all-at-once/] * The Exorcist Minute [https://trustory.fm/the-exorcist-minute/]

A Whole New World: The Chronicle of Young Satan, Chapter 6 • The Devil According to Mark Twain

Chapter six of The Chronicle of Young Satan takes a hard turn from sibling squabbles into something genuinely devastating. Theodore tries to talk his sister Lily out of her infatuation with Philip Traum, fails completely, and that night Satan wakes him for a tour of the world that lands, somewhat arbitrarily, in China — though almost nothing about China actually makes it onto the page. What follows is the real heart of the chapter: Satan's long explanation of why humanity means nothing to him (he compares it to an elephant's indifference to a red spider) and how every human life is a chain of cause and effect that cannot be altered once the first link falls — except by him.He proves it by skipping one link in the life of Nikolaus, one of the three boys. Instead of sleeping through a storm, the boy gets up to close a window. That two-minute delay changes everything: instead of heroically saving a drowning girl and surviving forty-six years as a blind, deaf, paralyzed invalid begging for death, he will simply drown alongside her in twelve days. Satan presents this as the kinder outcome and waits for Theodore to agree, which he does — and that agreement is somehow the most unsettling part of the whole conversation.We dig into why this cold, efficient version of fate-rewriting hits so differently than something like It's a Wonderful Life, Theodore's devastating mental catalogue of every small cruelty he's ever inflicted on his soon-to-be-dead friend, and the long-running joke of Bartel Sperling, the unseen village rival who once went to Vienna and has never been forgiven for it. We also finally learn Father Adolf's fate: he's stuck on the dark side of the moon, mentioned with the same flat tone as everything else. * The Devil's Details show page/archive [https://trustory.fm/the-devils-details/] * Banana for Scale Facebook Group [https://www.facebook.com/groups/1136368637016287] * Connect with Kynan on Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/howdykynan] or Letterboxd [https://letterboxd.com/howdykynan/] * Connect with Lester on Facebook [https://www.facebook.com/lester.r.clark], Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/lester_ryan_clark/], or X [https://twitter.com/lesterryanclark] --- Learn more about supporting this podcast by becoming a member. It's just $5/month or $55/year. Visit our website [https://trustory.fm/join/] to learn more. Check out the other podcasts in the Banana for Scale family of podcasts: * Every Minute of Everything Everywhere All at Once [https://trustory.fm/every-minute-of-everything-everywhere-all-at-once/] * The Exorcist Minute [https://trustory.fm/the-exorcist-minute/]

Everybody Loves Satan!: The Chronicle of Young Satan, Chapter 5 • The Devil According to Mark Twain

Five weeks in Eseldorf and everybody loves Satan — which is turning out to be almost as much of a problem as if they hated him. Philip Traum has been charming the whole village, pulling a famously fat man out of a river without getting his clothes wet, refusing to fill out the standard form for strangers, and generally making things worse for everyone who is supposed to love someone else. The Witch Commission has not summoned Father Adolf for questioning, even though everyone watched him get possessed in the market square, because nobody wants to be the one to say it first — which is, Twain notes, exactly the cowardice they're criticizing the Commission for.We dig into a chapter that runs like a three-camera sitcom: Theodore's family is mid-conversation about Philip Traum when Lily's actual suitor Joseph Fox walks in, then Wilhelm Meidling — Margit's suitor and a man in open romantic freefall — walks in from the other direction, and then Satan himself shows up and Wilhelm grabs a butcher knife. The knife drops to the floor. For just a moment, something dangerous flashes in Satan's eyes. Then he tells everyone Wilhelm was only playing, sits down with him, and reconstructs all four chess games from memory in roughly fifteen seconds. The key detail Twain slips in: it never occurred to Satan to notice that Joseph's courtship of Lily had evaporated the moment he walked into town. He wasn't trying. He just does this.We also cover Theodore's mother talking herself into Satan as a potential in-law, the rattlesnake defense, and the Aeolian harp — a string instrument played entirely by wind that is genuinely one of the coolest things that has come up this season. * The Devil's Details show page/archive [https://trustory.fm/the-devils-details/] * Banana for Scale Facebook Group [https://www.facebook.com/groups/1136368637016287] * Connect with Kynan on Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/howdykynan] or Letterboxd [https://letterboxd.com/howdykynan/] * Connect with Lester on Facebook [https://www.facebook.com/lester.r.clark], Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/lester_ryan_clark/], or X [https://twitter.com/lesterryanclark] --- Learn more about supporting this podcast by becoming a member. It's just $5/month or $55/year. Visit our website [https://trustory.fm/join/] to learn more. Check out the other podcasts in the Banana for Scale family of podcasts: * Every Minute of Everything Everywhere All at Once [https://trustory.fm/every-minute-of-everything-everywhere-all-at-once/] * The Exorcist Minute [https://trustory.fm/the-exorcist-minute/]

It’s A Devil of a Time in Eseldorf: The Chronicle of Young Satan, Chapter 4 • The Devil According to Mark Twain

Chapter four of The Chronicle of Young Satan is where Eseldorf stops being a quirky medieval village and starts being a place where people get burned. The witch panic has expanded beyond old women — it's anyone now, children as young as eight or nine — and Twain illustrates this with two stories that land hard: eleven convent schoolgirls starved and isolated until one confessed to dancing with Satan at the sabbath (the commission fed her every detail from a papal checklist two centuries old), and Gottfried Narr's grandmother, who confessed immediately and voluntarily, because she'd done the math on her options.Into this atmosphere, Father Adolf spots his opening. Margaret's mysterious wealth — the cat's contributions, the lavish spreads, the wine nobody can explain — has people talking. He sends spies in disguised as friends, tests samples of the food, and when it stays real and rots on a normal schedule, decides that proves it's a new kind of witchcraft. Then he crashes her party for forty guests, and Satan slides into him like a transparent film and fills a wine bottle from a two-pint bottle, tells the room "it is nothing, anybody can do it," juggles a hundred brass balls in the market square, and walks a tightrope blindfolded. The crucifix doesn't help. This is Twain at his most subversive — and it's also exactly the scene Paine-Duneka reassigned to a made-up astrologer in the fraud version, because having the devil publicly humiliate an anointed priest was apparently too much.The chapter ends with Satan at Margaret's, playing Wilhelm's poem back as a full orchestral performance on a jangly old spinet, and Wilhelm correctly identifying him as the devil. * The Devil's Details show page/archive [https://trustory.fm/the-devils-details/] * Banana for Scale Facebook Group [https://www.facebook.com/groups/1136368637016287] * Connect with Kynan on Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/howdykynan] or Letterboxd [https://letterboxd.com/howdykynan/] * Connect with Lester on Facebook [https://www.facebook.com/lester.r.clark], Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/lester_ryan_clark/], or X [https://twitter.com/lesterryanclark] --- Learn more about supporting this podcast by becoming a member. It's just $5/month or $55/year. Visit our website [https://trustory.fm/join/] to learn more. Check out the other podcasts in the Banana for Scale family of podcasts: * Every Minute of Everything Everywhere All at Once [https://trustory.fm/every-minute-of-everything-everywhere-all-at-once/] * The Exorcist Minute [https://trustory.fm/the-exorcist-minute/]