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The Hot Mess Cosmic Express

Podcast by Tracy Gardner and Darcy Britt

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Health & personal development

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About The Hot Mess Cosmic Express

Welcome aboard The Hot Mess Cosmic Express — where we talk about the stars, shuffle a few cards, and never pretend to have our sh*t together. We’re your slightly off-course co-commanders, Darcy and Tracy, broadcasting from the flight deck of this cosmic chaos cruiser. Each week, we chart a course through a range of topics, from Astrology and Manifesting with the Moon to Tarot and Human Design, all while dealing with peri-menopause. Tune in for a few laughs and learn how Astrology really can help you live your best life!

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22 episodes

episode Energy Leaks Chit Chat artwork

Energy Leaks Chit Chat

Everybody and their mom says they’re an empath… but nobody teaches you what to do once you’ve absorbed everyone else’s energy and it’s wrecking your whole day. 😅 In this episode, Darcy and Tracy break down the difference between having empathy and being energetically responsive (aka: you care… and then you carry it). We talk nervous system overload, why “just meditate” can feel like nails on a chalkboard, and how grounding can look like driving, pacing, cleaning, or listening to a true crime podcast instead of sitting cross-legged trying to silence your brain. We also get into: * “You can care without carrying” (and how to actually do that) * Energy leaks in real life (yes, even the remote control story 💀) * Why January can feel like a recovery month * Movement as meditation + finding your personal “zone spot” * Efficiency conditioning (time = money) and how it quietly drains your energy * The current energetic shift vibes: fog lifting, integration over impulsive action, and building a foundation for what’s next If you’ve been feeling off, exhausted, or like you can’t power down without shutting down completely… this one’s for you. Follow the show so you don’t miss the next episode (including the one where we talk about Mercury retrograde… aka Margarita’s Retrograde 🍹). And come hang with us in our Facebook group: The Hot Mess Cosmic Express-"Where we talk about the stars, shuffle a few cards, and never pretend to have our shit together."

9 Feb 2026 - 40 min
episode Stop Saying Yes to Sh!t You Hate-Full Moon in Cancer 2026 artwork

Stop Saying Yes to Sh!t You Hate-Full Moon in Cancer 2026

In this first-week-of-January cosmic rundown (January 1–7, 2026), Darcy and Tracy kick off 2026 with a “Hot Mess GPS” style check-in: what’s moving, what’s clashing, and what you can do with the energy instead of letting it do you. They cover Mercury entering Capricorn (hello, focused thinking and grown-up plans), Mercury square Neptune (aka “double-check your words, texts, and directions”), and Chiron stationing direct in Aries (moving forward after months of internal rewiring). Then they dive into the Full Moon in Cancer (the Wolf Moon) and use it as the perfect emotional boundary reality check: stop saying yes to shit you hate—especially when it drains your time, your energy, and your peace. You’ll leave with practical, real-life strategies for protecting your calendar, your sanity, and your emotional boundaries… without over-explaining yourself to Craig in Accounting. * Jan 1: Mercury enters Capricorn — more disciplined thinking, practical plans, and “get it done” conversations. * Jan 1: Mercury square Neptune — stay grounded; avoid confusion, mixed signals, and sloppy communication. * Jan 2: Chiron stations direct in Aries — forward momentum after a long stretch of inner work and old wounds surfacing. * Jan 3 (Sat, ~5:02 AM ET): Full Moon in Cancer (Wolf Moon) — emotional climax + release, with themes of home, family, safety, and boundaries. Full Moon in Cancer = emotional boundaries. Capricorn season = responsibilities + goals. Translation: life may be pushing “work, goals, grind,” while your nervous system is like, “I need security, rest, and fewer people in my calendar.” * “No” is a complete sentence. You are not legally required to write a thesis explaining your decline. * Mercury square Neptune = think before you speak (and text). Assumptions + brain fog = misunderstandings. * Cancer Full Moon asks: Where am I emotionally insecure? Where am I letting my boundaries slide? * Your body tells the truth fast. If saying “yes” instantly triggers dread or escape-planning… that’s your intuition. * Plan your boundary defense in advance. Identify what matters, who crosses it, and what you’ll do next time. * Stop ruminating on the “no.” Dragging it out = wasted energy + more negativity stuck on repeat. Timestamps / Chapters (based on transcript markers) 00:00 – Intro + what this episode covers (Jan 1–7 cosmic rundown) 01:38 – Holiday survival + “I’m ready for 2026” 02:05 – Why 2026 feels like fresh starts (numerology + big planet movement) 02:23 – Your “planet assignments” for the first half of 2026 05:44 – Tracy’s must-have planner: Daily Planetary Guide 09:54 – Jan 1: Mercury enters Capricorn (focus, structure, serious thinking) 10:58 – Jan 1: Mercury square Neptune (avoid confusion + miscommunication) 15:22 – Jan 2: Chiron stations direct in Aries (moving forward after healing work) 16:18 – Jan 3: Full Moon in Cancer (Wolf Moon) + emotional themes 24:26 – Main topic: Stop saying yes to shit you hate 26:36 – “No” doesn’t require an explanation 28:50 – Boundary exercise: identify, predict, protect 39:49 – Polite ways to say no + using ChatGPT for scripts 45:52 – How to buy time before answering (and why it matters) 50:40 – Wrap-up + subscribe/like Products / Tools Mentioned (Spotify “Products Mentioned”) * Llewellyn’s 2026 Daily Planetary Guide (planner Tracy recommends) Llewellyn+1 [https://www.llewellyn.com/product.php?ean=9780738775173&srsltid=AfmBOopIJNNiXLEm1IfjwAmDQBkojYocqPs6DfvhKHy-pgVFJj5h8TlY&utm_source=chatgpt.com] Join the Hot Mess Crew in our Facebook group: The Hot Mess Cosmic Express https://www.facebook.com/groups/1270593087794821

31 Dec 2025 - 51 min
episode Mental Alchemy & #manifesting - A Simple Visualization Trick to Shift Your Money Mindset artwork

Mental Alchemy & #manifesting - A Simple Visualization Trick to Shift Your Money Mindset

What if manifesting wasn’t complicated at all—and it came down to moving your mental “thermostat” up just one notch? In this episode of The Hot Mess Cosmic Express, I'm walking Tracy through one of my favorite mental alchemy techniques that YOU can use for anything: money, relationships, work drama, cooking, psychic development—you name it.You’ll hear me break down:💫 What “mental alchemy” actually is (in normal-people language)🚀 A simple visualization to move your energy one level up💫 Ways to use this with difficult people (yes, even “Debbie from accounting”)💬 Hang out with us in our Facebook group: 👉 https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1D2uBToCjk/ 🔮 Book a 1:1 reading with Darcy at Inner Path: 👉 https://app.acuityscheduling.com/schedule/c2bc996a/?calendarIds=10433736 🎧 Listen to The Hot Mess Cosmic Express Spotify ➜ https://open.spotify.com/show/5Gvj4ihzxjzc0HL9zxqZaV?si=b1366257a0e346fd Apple Podcasts ➜ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-hot-mess-cosmic-express/id1847180859 💫 Don’t forget to share this episode with your astrology bestie!

24 Dec 2025 - 53 min
episode Cosmic Yule Countdown: 13 Magical Nights to Manifest Your Best 2026 artwork

Cosmic Yule Countdown: 13 Magical Nights to Manifest Your Best 2026

Darcy and Tracy are kicking off The Cosmic Yule Countdown – 13 Nights to Manifest Your Best 2026 — a simple Winter Solstice ritual designed to help you set realistic, achievable goals and carry that intention across the New Year. They break down the “why” behind Yule/solstice season, exactly how the 13-night jar + wish-burning ritual works (no peeking!), optional tarot/oracle pulls for monthly guidance, and the Night 13 twist: the final wish is the one you’re responsible for making happen in 2026. ✨ Join us LIVE in the Hot Mess Cosmic Express [https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1C6LdZLgxH/]Facebook group on Sunday, Dec 21 at 7 PM to do Night 1 together and raise the vibe as a collective. In this episode: * Why Winter Solstice matters: the shortest day + the symbolic return of light * Yule basics + how different cultures celebrate this season * The whole point: 13 nights to focus energy on what you want to build in 2026 * Step 1: Write 13 achievable goals (wishes = goals with intention) * Step 2: Make a Master List you can keep + review throughout the year * Step 3: Write each wish on a strip of paper, fold it away from you until it can’t be read, and put all 13 in a jar/container * Starting Dec 21 (or anytime before New Year): each night you randomly pull one wish (no reading), then burn it safely to release it * Optional: pull an oracle/tarot card each night for monthly guidance (Jan–Dec) * Bonus tip: keep the ashes if you want to use them in future rituals * Night 13 twist: you open the last wish — and you are responsible for completing that one in 2026 * Examples of achievable wishes: health/energy, organizing a stressful area, building a skill, nature time, etc. * Live kickoff: Sunday, Dec 21 at 7 PM in the FB group * Keep goals realistic so you can actually finish the ritual. * Don’t overcomplicate it: consistency beats perfection. * Releasing 12 wishes helps you stop micromanaging… and focus on the one you control.

17 Dec 2025 - 53 min
episode The Gemini Full Moon: The Thoughts in Your Head (and How They’re Blocking Your Dreams) artwork

The Gemini Full Moon: The Thoughts in Your Head (and How They’re Blocking Your Dreams)

Under the Gemini Full Moon on December 4, 2025 at 6:31 pm EST, your mind is the main character. 🧠🌕In this episode, I’m breaking down what the Gemini Full Moon is all about and why it puts your inner narrator on blast.We’ll talk about:🚀 What the Full Moon phase represents emotionally (that tug-of-war, climax, and release moment)🚀 How Gemini energy shows up as thoughts, words, communication, and mental chatter🚀What I mean by “instinctive emotional thoughts” and how they quietly hold you back🚀How the stories you tell yourself can block your very real, very achievable dreams🚀 A simple trick to start shifting your self-talk so it actually supports the future you’re trying to build👍 If you enjoyed this – Like • Subscribe • Hit the 🔔 • Share with your astro bestieJoin the Hot Mess Crew💬 Come hang in our FB group: The Hot Mess Cosmic Express ➜ https://www.facebook.com/share/g/1D2uBToCjk/Work with me🔮 Book a 1:1 reading with Darcy at Inner Path ➜ https://app.acuityscheduling.com/schedule/c2bc996a/?calendarIds=10433736Listen on Spotify / AppleSpotify ➜ https://open.spotify.com/show/5Gvj4ihzxjzc0HL9zxqZaV?si=b1366257a0e346fdApple ➜ https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-hot-mess-cosmic-express/id1847180859#fullmoonvibes #fullmooningemini #geminifullmoon

3 Dec 2025 - 16 min
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