Houli’s Hooley Sat. July 18, 2026

Houli’s Hooley Sat. July 18, 2026

This week on The Houli’s Hooley, Paddy, Bill, and Clay somehow turn one innocent golf shirt into a full-scale public relations crisis. Paddy proudly wears his favorite pineapple polo, only to learn that certain pineapples—especially upside-down ones—may be sending invitations he never intended. The lads immediately appoint themselves the FBI’s Fruit Division, debating swinger etiquette, golf course dress codes, and whether Burlington Coat Factory knows something the rest of us don’t. Clay reports back from Dyersville, Iowa, where his son’s baseball team played at the legendary Field of Dreams movie site. Between the cornfields and Kevin Costner nostalgia, the conversation drifts into those wonderfully random moments when sports stars appear out of nowhere. Bill runs into White Sox rookie Braden Montgomery at Navy Pier, Clay remembers bumping into NBA legend (and full-time cult hero) Brian Scalabrine, and after Kyle Schwarber’s appearance in the Home Run Derby, the boys spend an alarming amount of time trying to imagine what Kyle Schwarber’s dad looks like—and whether his first name is legally required to be “Big.” The nonsense keeps rolling as Canadian wildfire smoke makes Chicago look like a scene from Blade Runner, beach parking reaches the GDP of a small nation, and the boys officially declare YouTube the undisputed heavyweight champion of television. It’s another classic hour of Chicago Irish nonsense, sports, pop culture, half-baked theories, and the kind of conversations that somehow begin with a golf shirt and end with Kyle Schwarber’s imaginary family tree. Sponsored By: Fox’s Pizza (Mokena and Orland Park), Flood Bros., Madden Funds and Local 150 Engineers

Houli’s Hooley Sat. July 11, 2026

Summer has officially melted everyone’s brains. This week, Paddy, Bill, and Clay relive a Fourth of July backyard reunion with old grammar school buddies that quickly turns into a nostalgia fest about leaf fires, Zippo lighters, secondhand smoke, and all the things that somehow didn’t kill kids growing up in the ’80s. Paddy gives an update on his son Mike’s broken thumb, which has temporarily ended baseball but launched an impressive career in left-handed basketball and marathon NBA 2K sessions. Meanwhile, Clay gears up for a Field of Dreams tournament, prompting the boys to reminisce about youth sports, road trips, and the beautiful insanity of travel baseball. Then the conversation takes its usual hard left. The lads investigate Lorenzo Lamas’ astonishing six marriages, speculate about Heather Locklear, invent questionable biker gangs, debate whether Mick Jagger is actually immortal, and wonder if Paddy should cash in his vintage Grateful Dead T-shirts before they’re worth more than his retirement account. Throw in White Sox frustrations, World Cup chatter, and enough random pop culture detours to require a GPS, and you’ve got another hour of glorious Hooley nonsense. Sponsored By: Fox’s Pizza (Mokena and Orland Park), Flood Bros., Madden Funds and Local 150 Engineers

Houli’s Hooley Sat. July 4, 2026

This week on the Houl’s Hooley summer is in full swing, and so is the madness. Paddy shares the emotional whiplash of watching his son Mike crush his first over-the-fence home run of the season before ending the tournament with a broken thumb. His daughter Charlotte has returned from her NYU songwriting program with fresh songs, new inspiration, and plenty of New York stories, while the lads somehow convince themselves they belong on the guest list for Taylor Swift’s rumored wedding. From there, it’s classic Hooley chaos. Fourth of July fireworks spark a debate over whether today’s kids could handle the M-80 era, beloved callback Trough restaurant returns with even more questionable menu ideas, Buns restaurant somehow expands its business model, and the boys pitch the unforgettable “Ice Cream Steak” to upscale restaurants everywhere. It’s another gloriously goofy hour of family stories, summer nostalgia, ridiculous inventions, and three Chicago Irish eejits making each other laugh. Sponsored By: Fox’s Pizza (Mokena and Orland Park), Flood Bros., Madden Funds and Local 150 Engineers

Houli’s Hooley Sat. June 27, 2026

Billy is out this week, leaving Paddy and Clay to hold down the fort and immediately launch an investigation into whether Bill’s mysterious illness was actually caused by eating ten egg rolls in one sitting. The “Egg Roll Ghost” quickly becomes the leading suspect, and the show never fully recovers. From there, the boys bounce from summer baseball road trips to Paddy’s latest civic vision: transforming Little League into a full-blown entertainment experience complete with walk-up music, PA announcers, and a mascot named Woody—a talking tree sporting a Fonzie jacket. Somehow this naturally evolves into Paddy’s campaign for mayor, a one-day festival called Paddy Land, and several ideas that would almost certainly require legal representation. The conversation eventually finds its way to Paddy’s daughter Charlotte’s songwriting adventure in New York, where Paddy proudly reflects on watching his daughter chase her dreams, before the lads dive headfirst into alien conspiracies, wondering if extraterrestrials are quietly hiding in a government barn waiting for the right moment to introduce themselves. They wrap things up with World Cup predictions, classic rock, and the usual reminder that no topic is too ridiculous if you’re willing to argue about it long enough. Sponsored By: Fox’s Pizza (Orland Park and Mokena) Flood Bros., Madden Funds and Local 150 Engineers

Houli’s Hooley Sat. June 20, 2026

This week on The Houli’s Hooley, Paddy, Bill, and Clay welcome a special guest to the bunker: Clay’s 11-year-old son Brody, who confidently predicts a monster football season while somehow sounding like the most composed person in the room. The lads kick things off with the White Sox taking it to the Yankees before immediately becoming armchair general managers, dreaming up trade-deadline deals that would make absolutely no financial sense. Then it’s off to the Little League Home Run Derby, where local slugger “Husky” launches 19 moonshots and Paddy briefly transforms into the Commissioner of Bat Regulations, wondering if anyone bothered to read the rulebook. Along the way, Paddy discovers that being the only sober dad at the ballpark has somehow earned him neighborhood sainthood, Charlotte settles into life at NYU while Paddy relives his own “Freshman F-Up Program” days, and the boys debate the greatest baseball pump-up songs of all time, with Van Halen getting the respect they deserve. The episode closes on a heartfelt note as Paddy pays tribute to Chicago comedy legend Tom Dreesen, remembers one of the true gentlemen of the business, and thanks young Brody for surviving an hour with three middle-aged Irishmen who still think every conversation should end with baseball, classic rock, and questionable life advice. Sponsored By: Fox’s Pizza (Orland Park and Mokena), Flood Bros., Madden Funds and Local 150 Engineers