The Injury Report

Ep 22 - Warning: Children of Men Spoilers

Emilia and Maria have NO GUEST this time. Wow. Can you believe it. Injuries include some neck pain, a foot splinter, and lots of emotional hurts. We also discuss SPORTS and CHILDREN OF MEN, starring CLIVE OWEN. Okay bye love you

Ep 21 - It's Blair Witch Rules (Deanna DeMay, Justin Oliver Lance)

Emilia and Maria are joined by the royalty of Cornservatory, Deanna DeMay and Justin Oliver Lance! Physical injuries galore: a series of concussions, a dislocated knee, and a bruised ribcage. Plus, our first ever story of one of us ~causing~ an injury instead of sustaining one. THANKS DEANNA AND JUSTIN! And Rey Tang for our theme song. If you have a gun, I must be a healthcare representative.

Ep 20 - Beautiful Things Happen on the Bus, Terrible Things Happen on the Bus (Zalia Maya)

Emilia and Maria are joined by hilarious Chicago performer and giggly girl Zalia Maya!! Injuries include a cooking burn, an ankle sprain, and an eyelid incident. Plus, Zalia recalls extremely specific videos from school that nobody else remembers... but did she just hallucinate them? Listen to find out... Thank you to Rey Tang for our theme song!

Ep 19 - Thank You High Five (Maura Murphy-Barrosse)

Emilia and Maria are joined by Emilia's BIG SISTER: the very funny Maura Murphy-Barrosse! Physical injuries include an ankle sprain, bone spurs, ill-fitting shoes, and a dog tooth to the face. That's right, a dog tooth to the face. Plus, the elusiveness of the perfect pair of sunnies. You win some you lose some. Special thanks, as always, to Rey Tang for our beloved theme song.

Ep 18 - Your Cabin Air Filter Has Weird Vibes (Adam O'Dell)

Emilia and Maria are joined by composer, comedian, and music director Adam O'Dell! Physical injuries include finger scrapes and smashes—a pianist's nightmare! Plus, we learn about the cortical homunculus. Also, Adam does some nerdy stuff with our bleep sound. Come back soon, Adam! And a big thank you to Rey Tang for our new theme song!!