This Is Not an Emergency: Funny 911 Calls

This Is Not an Emergency: Funny 911 Calls

Ever wondered what happens when people treat 911 like tech support, a dating service, or even a help desk for sandwiches? Get ready for the lighter side of emergency calls, where the biggest problem is often just a lack of common sense. https://www.kovacorp.com/5-ridiculous-911-call-stories [https://www.kovacorp.com/5-ridiculous-911-call-stories] https://www.rd.com/list/outrageously-funny-911-calls/ [https://www.rd.com/list/outrageously-funny-911-calls/] https://trivia.cracked.com/image-pictofact-12374-35-funny-non-emergencies-that-someone-called-9-1-1-about [https://trivia.cracked.com/image-pictofact-12374-35-funny-non-emergencies-that-someone-called-9-1-1-about] Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2560472/fan_mail/new]

Funny Tombstones

What would you want your last words to be, the ones carved in stone for strangers to read for centuries? Most of us never think about it. But a few people did, and their choices are truly brilliant. https://wintersong.wordpress.com/favorite-quotations/headstone-humor-here-lies/ [https://wintersong.wordpress.com/favorite-quotations/headstone-humor-here-lies/] https://www.rd.com/list/funniest-tombstones-that-really-exist/ [https://www.rd.com/list/funniest-tombstones-that-really-exist/] https://discover.hubpages.com/entertainment/Weird_but_True_Strange_Unusual_Tombstones [https://discover.hubpages.com/entertainment/Weird_but_True_Strange_Unusual_Tombstones] Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2560472/fan_mail/new]

Vintage Slang

Are you bored with the usual insults and phrases? Check out the words that once made pioneers laugh, poets turn red, and grandmas shake their heads. Explore this collection of historical slang and see how your everyday vocabulary compares. https://www.ancient-origins.net/history-ancient-traditions/swear-words-0017538 [https://www.ancient-origins.net/history-ancient-traditions/swear-words-0017538] https://greensdictofslang.com/entry/7gftk3y [https://greensdictofslang.com/entry/7gftk3y] https://www.medievalists.net/2026/05/swear-words-middle-ages/ [https://www.medievalists.net/2026/05/swear-words-middle-ages/] https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/absquatulate [https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/absquatulate] https://www.truewestmagazine.com/article/dont-go-wakin-snakes/ [https://www.truewestmagazine.com/article/dont-go-wakin-snakes/] http://www.slangcity.com/slang-vocabulary/give-someone-the-mitten.htm [http://www.slangcity.com/slang-vocabulary/give-someone-the-mitten.htm] https://www.wgbh.org/news/2015-07-21/12-lost-american-slangisms-from-the-1800s [https://www.wgbh.org/news/2015-07-21/12-lost-american-slangisms-from-the-1800s] https://www.mentalfloss.com/language/slang/13-ways-say-youre-mad-hell-across-us [https://www.mentalfloss.com/language/slang/13-ways-say-youre-mad-hell-across-us] https://www.npr.org/sections/npr-history-dept/2015/07/21/423297371/12-lost-american-slangisms-from-the-1800s [https://www.npr.org/sections/npr-history-dept/2015/07/21/423297371/12-lost-american-slangisms-from-the-1800s] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seeing_the_elephant [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seeing_the_elephant] https://www.oed.com/dictionary/jelly-belly_n?tl=true [https://www.oed.com/dictionary/jelly-belly_n?tl=true] https://www.oed.com/dictionary/zounds_int [https://www.oed.com/dictionary/zounds_int] https://wordsmith.org/words/smellfungus.html [https://wordsmith.org/words/smellfungus.html] Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2560472/fan_mail/new]

Mud, Sweat & Beers: The Legendary Redneck Games

Think you’ve seen everything? Just wait at the Redneck Games; the main goal is to have as much fun as possible. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redneck_Games [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redneck_Games] http://bsa344.com/Toilet%20Seat%20Toss%20Scoring%20Guidelines.pdf [http://bsa344.com/Toilet%20Seat%20Toss%20Scoring%20Guidelines.pdf] https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/66309-watermelon-seed-spitting-farthest-distance [https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/66309-watermelon-seed-spitting-farthest-distance] https://abcnews.com/US/story?id=96581&page=1 [https://abcnews.com/US/story?id=96581&page=1] https://www.spokesman.com/stories/2005/jul/03/games-serve-as-celebration-for-all-rednecks/ [https://www.spokesman.com/stories/2005/jul/03/games-serve-as-celebration-for-all-rednecks/] https://www.chicagotribune.com/1996/08/04/redneck-games-toss-athletics-to-the-wind/ [https://www.chicagotribune.com/1996/08/04/redneck-games-toss-athletics-to-the-wind/] https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/first-redneck-games [https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/first-redneck-games] https://www.ocregister.com/2011/07/15/who-needs-nba-we-have-redneck-games/ [https://www.ocregister.com/2011/07/15/who-needs-nba-we-have-redneck-games/] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redneck_Games [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redneck_Games] https://www.thetimes.com/sport/olympics/article/record-number-rally-to-redneck-games-k0hpd0hfm0b [https://www.thetimes.com/sport/olympics/article/record-number-rally-to-redneck-games-k0hpd0hfm0b] https://www.facebook.com/BigDandBubba/posts/in-the-words-of-our-friend-jeff-foxworthy-you-might-be-a-redneck-if-yes-thats-a-/422871412529261/ [https://www.facebook.com/BigDandBubba/posts/in-the-words-of-our-friend-jeff-foxworthy-you-might-be-a-redneck-if-yes-thats-a-/422871412529261/] https://bleacherreport.com/articles/422565-redneck-games-more-fun-than-indoor-plumbing [https://bleacherreport.com/articles/422565-redneck-games-more-fun-than-indoor-plumbing] Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2560472/fan_mail/new]

Unique Places to visit Part I

Are you ready for a truly different road trip? All across America, just past the highways and city lights, from places that seem to defy gravity to giant roadside objects and towns with unbelievable stories, these unique spots can make your next trip an adventure to remember. https://www.drivethrutree.com/ [https://www.drivethrutree.com/] https://www.unclaimedbaggage.com/ [https://www.unclaimedbaggage.com/index.html?tw_source=google&tw_adid=&tw_campaign=23476282230&tw_kwdid=&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=23485965097&gbraid=0AAAAACMDJJZ4CWVygGVyfCCdWmnSDxlp1&gclid=CjwKCAiAzZ_NBhAEEiwAMtqKy7Avl5fJpsnGmU1IprjvjXyeTak1dP632iS0W8Xgyj1VbhYYgeL3hRoCwb0QAvD_BwE] https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/igloo-city [https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/igloo-city] https://thorncrown.com/ [https://thorncrown.com/] https://www.bowlinsthething.com/ [https://www.bowlinsthething.com/] https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/littos-hubcap-ranch [https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/littos-hubcap-ranch] https://www.mysteryspot.com/ [https://www.mysteryspot.com/] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Brea_Tar_Pits#:~:text=La%20Brea%20Tar%20Pits%20comprise,a%20registered%20National%20Natural%20Landmark. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Brea_Tar_Pits#:~:text=La%20Brea%20Tar%20Pits%20comprise,a%20registered%20National%20Natural%20Landmark.] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winchester_Mystery_House [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winchester_Mystery_House] https://www.visitcos.com/areas/victor/victor-troll/ [https://www.visitcos.com/areas/victor/victor-troll/] https://www.miamiandbeaches.com/l/attractions/coral-castle-museum-and-sculpture-garden/3636 [https://www.miamiandbeaches.com/l/attractions/coral-castle-museum-and-sculpture-garden/3636] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coral_Castle [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coral_Castle] https://www.visitathensga.com/things-to-do/attractions/the-tree-that-owns-itself/ [https://www.visitathensga.com/things-to-do/attractions/the-tree-that-owns-itself/] https://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/2071#google_vignette [https://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/2071#google_vignette] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravity_hill [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravity_hill] https://www.alamosa.org/listing/ufo-watchtower/ [https://www.alamosa.org/listing/ufo-watchtower/] https://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/12465 [https://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/12465] https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/atlanta-white-house [https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/atlanta-white-house] https://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/13539 [https://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/13539] https://www.nps.gov/crmo/index.htm [https://www.nps.gov/crmo/index.htm] https://www.destinationcaldwell.com/places/big-idaho-potato-hotel/ [https://www.destinationcaldwell.com/places/big-idaho-potato-hotel/] http://www.catsupbottle.com/ [http://www.catsupbottle.com/] https://www.bigthingssmalltown.com/ [https://www.bigthingssmalltown.com/] https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/martinidrinking-pink-elephant [https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/martinidrinking-pink-elephant] https://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/22492 [https://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/22492] https://www.westbendgrotto.com/history/ [https://www.westbendgrotto.com/history/] Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2560472/fan_mail/new]