Episode 008: Happy Birthday, You're Being Kidnapped
EPISODE 008: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU'RE BEING KIDNAPPED
This week on The Life of Leek Podcast, I'm asking an important question: if I repeatedly tell people that I'm being kidnapped by a white man and nobody calls the police, are we really friends?
Before my surprise birthday adventure, I start with the Crash Out of the Week after getting locked out of my house because someone moved the spare key and then nearly getting scammed over pizza prices. From there, I recap my nephew's Catholic high school graduation, complete with spilled Celsius, overheated grandmothers, and family VIP ticket drama.
I also discuss why my summer calendar is already completely booked, celebrate Pride Month, and explain why some straight men seem determined to live sad, cakeless, funky-ass lives.
Plus, I reflect on reaching Episode 8 and officially outlasting my previous podcast, talk about friendship, loyalty, receipts (both literal and figurative), grifters, gaslighting, and why sometimes I envy the confidence of mediocre people.
Then comes the main event: my friend surprises me with a mystery birthday trip to Baltimore that somehow involves an underground bar, an all-you-can-eat brunch, collard greens that passed the Black people test, and multiple moments where I became convinced I was being trafficked.
Oh—and we also discuss China's panda rental program because apparently every episode needs a little international diplomacy.
Grab a drink, keep your receipts, and enjoy the chaos.