Mortal Kombat II & A Heated Spielberg Debate
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0:00 - Intro
05:17 - Trailers GALORE (Tony, Ted Lasso, Resident Evil, The Odyssey...)
26:14 - Netflix sends Narnia to theaters
38:02 - Nintendo announces a new(ish) Starfox game
48:06 - Zelda moves back a week
48:20 - Battlefield & Call of Duty movies
51:05 - Hocus Pocus 3 confirmed
52:38 - Man of Tomorrow casting
55:00 - Return to the Planet of the Apes of the Franchise of the Movies
1:01:18 - Bane & Deathstroke movie (weekly DC complaining)
1:18:32 - Westworld reboot & AN INSANE SPIELBERG TAKE
1:28:10 - We start beef with our arch nemeses
1:30:20 - Peter Jackson's doing a Tintin sequel
1:34:20 - 2020 TV Upfronts Recap
1:55:25 - Mortal Kombat II (Non-Spoiler) Discussion
2:28:00 - SPOILERS
2:35:45 - Maul - Shadow Lord Talk
2:38:00 - The Show Mercifully Ends