The Mediocre Podcast

Episode 59: We're Baaaack, It's Not Gay (If It's Your Bro), Alien Talk

In episode 59 of "The Mediocre Podcast", the boys return for a special offseason episode demanded by the people. Host Nic and Producer Kendall welcome fan favorite Buck back to the pod to get a life update and hear Buck rationalize why Pittsburgh is actually a good place to live. A special Champion's Corner performance of the new OnlyFAM single "It's Not Gay" ushers in a new era of musical flair for the pod before the guys discuss a hot topic in FAM and society: Aliens. We're baaaack.

Episode 58: Peter’s Baptism, Trade Messiah, Back 2 Back

In Episode 58 and the season 3 finale of ‘The Mediocre Podcast’, Producer Kendall celebrates the first back-to-back championships in league history with a lyrical undressing of 2nd place finisher and definitely not above the Tetas, Peter; it’s not gay if it’s your bro. ZBreezy tops off the Trade Messiah with his first musical appearance on the pod before hosts Nic and Alex get on their knees for the champ in a season-finale reminiscent of those villa nights. To our 30-75 listeners, we thank you for rocking with us this season, and until next time: stay mediocre (unlike the champion and GOAT, Producer Kendall).   Producer Kendall’s “Lock of the Week”: GOAT (6-10 in Picks, 11-6 in fantasy; back-to-back champion)

Episode 57: Therapy Session, Christmas Traditions, The Finals

In Episode 57 of ‘The Mediocre Podcast’, Alex calls the league to action with a heartfelt plea to do away with relegation. In the spirit of Festivus, the guys participate in a group therapy session airing out their grievances and working towards a common goal: inclusivity and minimizing crash outs over fantasy. A sick Producer Kendall forgoes what is likely to be his final Champion’s Corner, instead crediting his Tetas’ inspirational and improbable return to the Fantasy Finals. Christmas traditions and a much-tighter-than-expected race for last place round out what some are calling the Mediocre Podcast’s “Come to Jesus” moment. Happy Holidays from the Mediocre boys! Producer Kendall’s “Lock of the Week”: JT over Kendall (6-9 in Picks, 10-6 in fantasy; in the Finals)

Episode 56: USVI Barge Update, Daddy’s Home, Nic Crashes Out

In Episode 56 of ‘The Mediocre Podcast’, we welcome our first (and only) sponsor to the show: Ray with Manta Ray Networks. Obese French women and a questionable male-only hot tub soak rule this mediocre appearance, but things get spicy when the guys ask Ray a question on everyone’s mind: what’s the USVI barge scene like? Later on, Daddy Yanick announces he’ll never be able to sleep 8hrs again with an adoption update for the ages. With the playoffs upon the league, some pod members handle results better than others as host Nic melts down like Michael’s kid in 2 years. Congrats Michael and Alex, definitely keep your kids away from Nic and JT when they get released from fantasy prison. Producer Kendall’s “Lock of the Week”: Alex over Kendall (6-8 in Picks, 9-6 in fantasy; #3 seed)

Episode 55: FAM After Dark, Coke Head, Basic Second Segment No News Whatsoever

In Episode 55 of ‘The Mediocre Podcast’, it’s do-or-die week for several members of FAM with playoff aspirations. Nic goes sober-curious on a recent trip to the USVI, while Alex questions why Nic wouldn’t take advantage of the ability to drink and drive down there. FAM After Dark is in full effect with Alex sharing his newfound coke habit before Producer Kendall waxes poetic with a stream-of-thought Champion’s Corner. The final segment includes nothing noteworthy whatsoever, definitely no major life-changing news from anyone. This is Rocket League!  Producer Kendall’s “Lock of the Week”: Ryan over Kendall (6-7 in Picks, 8-6 in fantasy)