The Memoirs of Finally Abrams

Mall Alone: A Very Merry Abrams Christmas

After a citizen's arrest gone awry, Finally finds himself trapped alone and forgotten in Porkborough's Shopping Centre, Wageslafery, on Christmas. Or so it seems. We also hear an extract from his most recent seasonal novella, The Way Most Jingled, about curmudgeonly miser, Edgergeezer Gooch, learning the error of his ways. Finally Abrams will be back in 2026.

Cistern of Oppression

Finale Abrams. In the series 1 finale, Finally has to play the role of parent after finding something strange in the cistern of Chip Slinger, a well-to-do fellow from Phaseolus's golf club. We also hear a snippet of Wood War Two, Finally's latest historical fiction about a marooned fighter jet pilot trying to stave off the insanity and loneliness found on a desert isle. Fear not, Fanallys, for The Memoirs of Finally Abrams: The Gentleman Writer will be back sooner than you think!

You've Been Soft-Served

Finally becomes embroiled in the criminal underworld of Porkborough, working from all angles to crawl back to his simple life of handiwork and novel writing. Also, we get a snippet of his new book, The Lilies of the Lake, a quaint romance novel set during the olden British regency.

Hostage with the Mostage

Finally decides to stage a hostage situation after a publisher refuses to sell his latest story. Also, we get a snippet of Finally's manuscript, Little Bakery of Whorers.

Runway Runaway

While Finally does the lighting rig for the main catwalk at West Bonkshire Fashion Week, famed lead supermodel Fluffy Orning goes AWOL. Who will stand in as her replacement? Also, we get a glimpse of Finally’s new rhyming novel, There’s a Rod in My Cod.