The Mission Isnt Real

Episode 47: Poop Tank & Titties

(3:34) Future Saul is gonna do Steroids (9:33) Current Events (32:57) Life-Altering Surgery (36:59) Dudes are buying Height (49:50) Funny Movies Suck (1:03:00) Fight Talk (1:10:16) UFC 274 Fight Picks (1:20:36) Q&A Mission Report (1:30:13 PSA! Coolbois take a Break On this episode the Coolbois talk about Abi's lost Septic Tank. Saul talks about his scorecard at the College Award Show. Woman gets shot at Texas Roadhouse Parking Lot, Olivia Wilde gets served Custody Papers during her Presentation at CinemaCon. Netflix doing Ads? Saul is going to Austin for some Titties & the Coolbois talk about the downfall of Funny Movies. Recap on Font Vs. Vera, UFC 274 Fight Picks. & the Coolbois are taking a Break! Submit your Question for Mission Report Segment at: missionquestions@gmail.com Visit https://anchor.fm/missionisnt Contact us at themissionisntreal@gmail.com Music by Cluster Buster: Seven Doors of Death

Episode 46: Johnny Depp Vs. Amber Turd

(4:58) Saul gets Diarrhea (13:29) Current Events (38:06) Mall Security Vs. NBA Security Guards (42:34) The New Basic Bitch (50:47) The Northman (1:02:49) Fight Talk (1:19:48) Q&A Mission Report (1:27:10) End of the Month Watching/Listening On this episode the Coolbois talk about Diahrrea, Salmonella, & Rabbies. Ezra Miller getting arrested fighting chicks! Mike Tyson doesn't fuck around. Johnny Depp gets his maids to clean Amber Heard's shit! There's a difference in quality between Security Guards. Abi has a theory on society's new Basic Bitch. The Northman is filled with testosterone! Saul has juicy gossip about MMA trainers & fighter grooming. The Coolbois get rid of some laws.  Submit your Question for Mission Report Segment at: missionquestions@gmail.com Visit https://anchor.fm/missionisnt Contact us at themissionisntreal@gmail.com Music by Cluster Buster: Seven Doors of Death

Episode 45: Witchcraft & Reactions

(1:30) Do you believe in Witchcraft? (7:47) Superstitions (11:51) Current Events (36:33) Saul's Grandpa has Surgery (42:28) Abi is low on Hype Juice (50:10) The Reaction Phenomenon (1:02:06) Thor: Love & Thunder (1:11:33) The Batman Songs (1:18:22) Fight Talk (1:27:08) Q&A Mission Report (1:28:21) Bed Performance Training (1:36:08) Saul goes back to School On this episode the Coolbois talk Family Curses & Witchcraft, are Mexican Superstitions real? Asap Rocky & Rhianna Broke Up? RIP Gilbert Gottfried, Southwest Passenger has too much fun on his Flight. Sauls's Grandfather has surgery and we break it down. Abi tries to understand the science behind Reactions. Thor 4 is here baby! The Coolbois talk bedroom performance tips. & Saul speaks at a school! Submit your Question for Mission Report Segment at: missionquestions@gmail.com Visit https://anchor.fm/missionisnt Contact us at themissionisntreal@gmail.com Music by Cluster Buster: Seven Doors of Death

Episode 44: Poop Stains & Dating Tips

(3:15) Selene is back (6:19) Current Events (35:40) Everything Everywhere All At Once (40:28) Saul's Bad Movie Experience (44:53) Fight Talk (1:10:31) Q&A Mission Report On this episode the Coolbois talk Mrs. Potato Head Passes Away, Earth gets greenlit to call Aliens? Vin Diesel adds more Family to his Fast & Furious Avengers, NFL Player Dwayne Haskins Dies. Abi gives us his review on Everything Everywhere All At Once, Saul has an experience at the Movie Theater. The Coolbois discuss the UFC 273 results and provide High-Quality Dating Tips to Anonymous.  Submit your Question for Mission Report Segment at: missionquestions@gmail.com Visit https://anchor.fm/missionisnt Contact us at themissionisntreal@gmail.com Music by Cluster Buster: Seven Doors of Death

Episode 43: Bruce Willis Smith Slap & Moonknight

(3:29) Saul's Comedy Show (10:38) Current Events (20:30) Bruce Willis Retires (24:57) Will Smith is weird (32:45) The Platform & Moonknight (44:49) Fight Talk (58:05) Q&A Mission Report (1:07:05) Tinder Profile Reaction On this episode the Coolbois talk MGK's new music, Jeopardy changing hosts? Rudy Giuliana's son is a weirdo! Bruce Willis Retires and The Coolbois touch on the Will Smith slap at the Oscars. Abi watched The Platform on Netflix and Saul talks Moonknight. The Coolbois choose their UFC 273 fight picks! A listener asks for advice on relationship breakups and Abi shares another Tinder Weirdo, Saul Reviews.  Submit your Question for Mission Report Segment at: missionquestions@gmail.com  Visit https://anchor.fm/missionisnt   Contact us at themissionisntreal@gmail.com  Music by Cluster Buster: Seven Doors of Death