The MNKJV

Women And Chickens Are Different - MNKJV Season 2: Episode 2

So God created everything right? Well now, He's gotta deal with helping the first humans figure out how to live in a garden, take care of a bunch of animals, "enjoy" each other, and not eat fruit from that tree over there. God's got His work cut out for Him let me tell ya. Genesis 2 tells the more detailed story of Adam and Eve's introduction to life on this planet. We've got plenty to learn from these two incredibly gorgeous people so why not sit back and enjoy this conversation without picturing what they looked like too much!

We're Back! (Megasode) - MNKJV Season 2: Episode 1

*Bada Bing* *Bada Boom* *BOOM* The world was made! With a bing? With a boom? Who knows?! Who cares?! We're in Genesis Chapter 1 and we're just going through it and talking about it. Also, hellerrr we have re-arrived and are ready to smack. Down. -wait. We're gonna get at it. Umm- wait. We're ready to read the Bible and have a good time, like we do.

From the Vault - Episode 3 - Joshua 3

In this Episode of The MNKJV, Joshua is like, "Oh yeah. The river. Ugh." And God's like, "Let me get that for you." And dad gum, He just shoot dang dadgum dagnabit shoot dang dadgum tells the river to hold on a sec and it dadgum does dagnabit!

From the Vault - Episode 2 - Joshua 2

Joshua Chapter 2, where the people in Jericho are like, "Are those Israelites? Those are Israelites. Are they in the city? Their in the city. Did we catch them? We didn't catch them... Well... We're porked." And they're all, "Rahab, have you seen them?" And she's all "¯\_(ツ)_/¯" And it's a good good time.

From the Vault - Episode 1 - Joshua 1

Joshua Chapter 1, where God is all, "Aight, Moses is dead... ya'll can go in now." And everyone else is all =DDD