The Morning Crow

Ranking World Cup Countries By Their Food

On today's Morning Crow, Nick does close up magic tricks, Austin pitches a sequel to Little Miss Sunshine, and Eamon picks his World Cup winner by the quality of the country's food.

The Summer Vacation Episode

The Morning Crow takes to the high seas! Live from a summer cabin in the middle of nowhere, the boys go fishing, sing songs, and melt in the sun.

What Is The Most LIBERAL Sport?

It's a sad day here at the Morning Crow, Nick has passed on and donated his organs to his car. Austin confesses his undying love for Tom Holland and Eamon tries to determine which professional sports league is the most like the Democratic party.

MICHAEL B. JORDAN Is The Next JAMES BOND?

On this week's MORNING CROW, Eamon translates some ancient Mesopotamian comedy, Nick reveals his Tony Award picks, and Austin sends a deer flying with his brand new car.

ABOLISH BEDTIME!

On this politically charged episode of The Morning Crow, Eamon argues to make bedtime a constitutional right, Austin finds a skinwalker outside of his house, and Nick gives us a lesson on how to not break character on camera.