The Nut Farm Podcast

S3E11 - The Power Walking Incident

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen (Timmy) and Missy (Bunny) are back with a full load of life updates — and it’s a lot. The farmers get into: • Anti-car-sick glasses that look like Where’s Waldo and may actually work • Otis the dog, who peed on Steve’s side of the bed in an act of deliberate dominance • The pillow situation — it’s more complicated than you think • Eli’s street sale: Pokémon cards, squishies, zero customers, full defeat • Gretchen’s childhood snow cone empire at the Arizona bus station • Vegas: PopMart, arcade jackpots, and a front-row seat at a Star Wars burlesque show • The man next to Adam who said “May the force be with you” to the usher and then man-spread the entire show • Princess Leia and Jabba the Hutt doing a number to Big Poppa two feet from Missy’s face • Idaho: a gondola evacuation in a lightning storm, 12 passes at a speedometer sign, and the Great Power Walking Incident • The moment Gretchen may or may not have elbowed J.R. into the pavement mid-race • A PR win, a G Soul Co. article, and a meeting where nobody mentioned the kale • The birthday girl who still believes the fireworks are hers Watch the footage. Drop your guess in the comments. Did she throw an elbow or didn’t she?

S3E10 - Fire In The Chat

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen and Missy take a tour through thirty years of American chaos — starting with Lorena Bobbitt’s Ginsu knife, stopping at the OJ verdict, swinging past Michael Jackson’s black suitcase and Marilyn Monroe’s suspiciously broken window, and somehow ending at a German man’s Vegas mansion for plus-size women and an eBay Live Pokémon card addiction. Along the way: • A principal who gathered the entire school to watch a murder verdict • A boyfriend who borrowed a Porsche for a street race and was never heard from again • A Jeep, a snowbank, and a divine stranger who happened to walk by • The Indian man who lived 90 years without food or water (the gargling loophole is discussed) • A somatic breathwork pitch to a lawyer with pincushion lungs • Déjà vu as spiritual confirmation • Zak Bagans’ Haunted Museum, Dr. Kevorkian’s death van, and why Missy would absolutely leave • The eBay Live auction feature that is, by everyone’s admission, going to be an issue   Come for the true crime. Stay for the breathwork. Leave with a lot of questions about Michael Jackson.

S3E9 - What Jaws Taught Me About Parenting

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen returns from vacation with beach-bronzed energy. She and Missy chat about NBA Finals opinions, World Cup commentary, and a surprisingly deep realization inspired by Jaws. The farmers discuss: • Why modern parenting feels harder than ever • Whether we're doing too many things “right” • Growing up before the internet had guardrails • Extending grace to our younger selves • Why happiness feels harder to find despite all our best efforts Plus: • Taylor Swift court-side • Sports obsessions and championship dreams • Richard Dreyfuss crushes • Red-card soccer stories • Snake presentations • Dog pee incidents • Conversation about childhood curiosity, internet safety, and growing up in a completely different era. Part nostalgia trip, part parenting discussion, part accidental philosophy session.

S3E8 - Sleepover Prank Panic

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen and Missy survive their daughters’ first sleepover, (including a prank-call scandal involving McDonald’s), debate casino strategy, celebrate organizational breakthroughs, and accidentally invent a new life philosophy: Full Potato. The farmers discuss: • Why children are terrible liars • Parenting panic that follows questionable decisions • Friendship sleepovers and tired-mom mornings • Casino jackpots and slot-machine theories • Organization as a personality trait • The surprising joy of doing absolutely nothing Plus: • Dennis Rodman rookie cards • Airport TV deals • Executive muffs • Yoga etiquette • Sports-card obsessions • The ongoing pursuit of peace through labeled cabinets. Part parenting debrief, part comedy hour, part accidental life advice. Come hang out with us.

S3E7 - Rot Day Manifesto

This week on The Nut Farm, Gretchen and Missy accidentally stumble into one of their most thoughtful conversations yet. What starts with professional organizers, labeled pantries, casino jackpots, and tanning-bed nostalgia turns into a debate about boredom, productivity guilt, and whether modern parents are trying too hard to make childhood magical. The farmers discuss: • Why kids do not need to be entertained every second of summer • The surprising value of boredom • How adults forget how to rest • Whether struggle actually builds character • Why "rot days" might be one of the healthiest things a family can have Plus: • Pokémon convention victories • Lucky streaks and salt-bath manifestations • Celebrity plastic surgery opinions • Tattoo anesthesia • Parenting wins • Mike Tyson quote that sends the conversation in a completely unexpected direction Part parenting debate, part life philosophy, part group chat nobody asked to moderate. Welcome back to The Nut Farm.