THE SUPER CRASH BROS.

SIDEBAR | CHANGE YOUR OWN TIRE

REED is back from Arizona… but somehow the vacation recap immediately turns into the longest, most unnecessary story ever told about a mystery car problem that nobody—including the mechanic—can seem to solve. ANT isn’t letting him off the hook either, as the fellas revive another classic installment of “Shit White People Do” after discovering the internet’s latest obsession: a luxury spa… for pigs. From there, the Crash Out Bros dive into one of hip-hop’s most unexpected legal stories as Chicago legend Twista reportedly faces serious tax troubles, debate the possibility of Floyd Mayweather finally sitting down with Cam’Ron, and somehow end up breaking down the bizarre Ray J vs. Orlando Brown boxing announcement after a completely unvetted press release sends the entire podcast into a full-blown crash out. The chaos doesn’t stop there. Ford is reportedly bringing back hundreds of veteran human engineers after AI failed to meet expectations, sparking a conversation about automation, the future of work, and whether technology is really replacing people as fast as everyone claims. Then things take another disgusting turn as the fellas react to the growing parasite outbreak making headlines across the United States and ask the only question that matters… are we all about to be wearing diapers? Every month, one new Patreon subscriber will be randomly selected to receive a FREE [https://www.patreon.com/poddingonbidness/redeem/1CE74] upgraded membership tier. Simply join the Patreon to be automatically entered for your chance to win, unlock exclusive episodes, uncensored content, behind-the-scenes access, early releases, and much more. Join the PODDING ON BIDNESS Patreon [https://www.patreon.com/poddingonbidness/redeem/79D94] today https://patreon.com/poddingonbidness [https://patreon.com/poddingonbidness]

SIDEBAR | CRACK HEAD POETRY feat. @PUSHA__Z

THE SUPER CRASH BROS returns with another completely unpredictable SIDEBAR as ANT, REED, and special guest @PUSHA__Z prove that the best conversations happen when absolutely nobody follows the agenda. The episode kicks off with a brutally honest discussion about how viral clips often create more controversy than the full conversation ever deserved before ANT starts firing jokes at REED’s height, leading to the one short joke that genuinely bruised his ego. The chaos escalates as REED crashes out on young panhandlers outside the gas station, accidentally reveals he has an actual tab at both the gas station and the liquor store, and the fellas react to Dame Dash’s latest diss record aimed at JAY-Z and Cam’ron, sparking another heated hip hop debate. While ANT steps away to grab a beer, REED and ZACH share an unexpectedly thoughtful conversation about sobriety before the pod crashes back into internet madness with the viral New York Knicks trash can theft, REED finally explaining how he earned the nickname “Mr. Bitches,” the mystery of “hobby dogging,” and countless tangents that somehow make perfect sense in the moment. CRACK HEAD POETRY is another unforgettable episode filled with viral moments, authentic chemistry, and the kind of conversations you won’t hear anywhere else. Join the Podding On Bidness Patreon [https://patreon.com/poddingonbidness] today, where every new subscriber is automatically entered each month for a chance to receive a FREE [https://www.patreon.com/poddingonbidness/redeem/75963] upgraded membership. SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON TODAY https://patreon.com/poddingonbidness [https://patreon.com/poddingonbidness]

SIDEBAR | MY WIFE MIGHT HEAR THIS feat. RED

One guest, two hours of absolute chaos, and enough controversial conversations to keep your group chat busy for a week. RED joins THE SUPER CRASH BROS after his outstanding debut on SHOOTING THE SH!T [https://www.patreon.com/collection/1843932?view=condensed], podding with ANT and REED for a SIDEBAR as they celebrate the New York Knicks’ championship before immediately descending into arguments over New York versus Chicago pizza, whether tipping for takeout has gotten out of control, and why REED proudly embraces being the podcast’s resident contrarian. The crash-outs only get louder as the fellas unpack Klay Thompson finally breaking his silence on Megan Thee Stallion, why Terrence Crawford’s photo with President Trump went viral, JAY-Z partnering with Target for the 30th anniversary of Reasonable Doubt during the "Black Boycott", UFC’s proposed White House event, and RED’s hilarious grievance with the show’s music selections that somehow turns into astrology, masculinity, and whether Leo men really deserve the crown. Hour two completely abandons the map when REED tells one of the wildest personal stories ever shared on the podcast, the crew debates whether streamers are manufacturing viral moments after a Ray J clip sparks another rabbit hole, and the episode closes with an all-time hip hop argument over the greatest opening rap lyric ever recorded. MY WIFE MIGHT HEAR THIS is a masterclass in organized chaos and exactly why THE SUPER CRASH BROS continues to be one of the most unpredictable shows in the Podding On Bidness universe. Every new Patreon subscriber is automatically entered each month for a chance to win a FREE [https://www.patreon.com/poddingonbidness/redeem/1CE74] membership upgrade just for joining the community. SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON TODAY https://patreon.com/poddingonbidness [https://patreon.com/poddingonbidness]

SIDEBAR | MY GENDER IS MARRIED

THE SUPER CRASH BROS returns with another SIDEBAR that somehow begins with serious headlines and ends in complete cultural chaos. REED and ANT kick things off by unpacking the latest developments surrounding the Karmelo Anthony verdict before stumbling into one of the wildest stories imaginable—a father discovering he may have a long-lost son who could be dating his daughter. The madness only escalates as the fellas react to NBA legend Paul Pierce ranting about modern streamers, they also revisit their ongoing debate about the difference between a pimp and a cuck, and break down the viral DJ Akademiks interview with Daphne Joy that has social media detectives working overtime. As if that wasn’t enough, the Crash Out Bros dive headfirst into the backlash surrounding Boosie’s comments about trans women and his topless pool party, creating another unfiltered conversation about culture, accountability, internet outrage, and the increasingly bizarre reality we all share. Funny, uncomfortable, thought-provoking, and completely unpredictable, MY GENDER IS MARRIED is exactly the type of episode that makes THE SUPER CRASH BROS impossible to explain and impossible to stop listening to. New subscribers to the Podding On Bidness Patreon are automatically entered every month for a chance to win a FREE [https://www.patreon.com/poddingonbidness/redeem/1CE74] upgraded membership tier simply by joining the community. SUBSCRIBE TO THE PATREON TODAY https://patreon.com/poddingonbidness [https://patreon.com/poddingonbidness]

SIDEBAR | SHRIMP MEDIA

THE SUPER CRASH BROS returns with another SIDEBAR that immediately goes off the rails as REED opens the show discussing the adventures of drinking while wearing glasses before launching into a completely unnecessary investigation into why the state of New Jersey still has “gas slaves.” From there, the Crash Out Bros spiral into a conversation about why cocaine appears to be making a cultural comeback among Gen Z, before pivoting into debates about “racist medication,” and the fellas debut a brand-new segment called “HARD E-R Activities,” as they talk about the viral pineapple Kool-Aid trend that ANT officially labels “diabetes in a jar.”, followed by a PSA on why parents of YNs should have insurance policies on them. The chaos only intensifies when they break down JAY-Z’s Roots Picnic freestyle, and somehow end up attempting to explain the difference between a pimp and a cuck before REED completely derails the conversation. New subscribers to the Podding On Bidness Patreon are automatically entered every month for a chance to win a FREE [https://www.patreon.com/poddingonbidness/redeem/1CE74] upgraded membership tier just for joining the community. JOIN the PATREON TODAY https://patreon.com/poddingonbidness [https://patreon.com/poddingonbidness]