F U For That: Thursday, August 13th, 2026

Au Revoir, Female Founders: Friday, August 14th, 2026

1. Alex Cooper’s Unwell Beverage Business Is Coming to an End: Report (People) (28:14) 2. The punishment Bill Gates’s daughter Phoebe is most likely to face over Phia’s ‘cookie stuffing’ controversy (New York Post) (36:46) 3. Shay Mitchell's Company BÉIS Sells in $210 Million Deal (E News) (43:05) 4. Taylor Swift has solo night out in London as Travis Kelce returns to Chiefs practice post-wedding (Page Six) (46:28) 5. Instagram introduces a redesigned wordmark (Tech Crunch) (54:50) Queenie and Weenie of The Week (1:00:02) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.patreon.com/thetoast]  ⁠⁠⁠Toast Merch⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.shoptoastmerch.com/] ⁠⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.girlwithnojob.com/book] ⁠⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.thecamperandthecounselor.com/] ⁠⁠⁠Lean In⁠ [https://www.flow.page/leanin] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

F U For That: Thursday, August 13th, 2026

1. Alex Cooper Breaks Silence on Dave Portnoy’s Recent Allegation About Her Exit from Barstool Sports (Just Jared) (26:53) 2. Lakers Sold to Ex-Disney Chief Bob Iger and Karlie Kloss’ Husband for Record-Breaking $12 Billion (PEOPLE) (37:28) 3. Travis Kelce Calls Wedding to Taylor Swift ‘Best Night of My Life’ in First Comments (PEOPLE) (43:05) 4. Meghan Markle suffers awkward exchange with David Foster in viral video (Page Six) (51:32) 5. Whitney Leavitt Reveals She’s Returning to Broadway to Star in Just in Time After Breaking Box Office Records in Chicago (PEOPLE) (55:56) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠ [https://www.patreon.com/thetoast]  ⁠⁠Toast Merch⁠⁠ [https://www.shoptoastmerch.com/] ⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠⁠ [https://www.girlwithnojob.com/book] ⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠ [https://www.thecamperandthecounselor.com/] ⁠⁠Lean In⁠ [https://www.flow.page/leanin] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

The Modern Stone Age Family: Wednesday, August 12th, 2026

1. Kaia Gerber and Homer Gere Have Heard It All Before (Vogue) (22:23) 2. Rihanna Shares Rare Photos with All 3 Kids as They Visit the Barbados Street Where She Grew Up, Which Is Now Named After Her (PEOPLE) (28:35) 3. Khloé Kardashian’s Khloud Expands Functional Snack Line With Collagen-infused Chips (WWD) (33:15) 4. Alex Cooper and Matt Kaplan’s Unwell Media Company Valued at $500 Million After Investment From Patrick Whitesell’s WTSL (Variety) (45:32) 5. Former Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Reece Weaver is Broadway bound in 'Chicago' (USA Today) (49:23) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠ [https://www.patreon.com/thetoast]  ⁠⁠Toast Merch⁠⁠ [https://www.shoptoastmerch.com/] ⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠⁠ [https://www.girlwithnojob.com/book] ⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠ [https://www.thecamperandthecounselor.com/] ⁠⁠Lean In⁠ [https://www.flow.page/leanin] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

Mr. and Mrs. Acquired: Tuesday, August 11th, 2026

1. Acquired Style’s Brigette Pheloung Is Married to Mitch McHale After Nearly 9 Years Together (PEOPLE) (25:18) 2. Brooks Nader ditches bikini top in front of entire family — including her dad — on Italian getaway (Page Six) (36:53) 3. Brad Pitt Reveals He’s No Longer Sober After 7-Year Stretch, Drinks in a ‘More Restrained Manner’ Now (PEOPLE) (40:59) 4. Anne Hathaway Responds to Internet Speculation That She’s Faking Her Pregnancy After Viral Bump Photos (PEOPLE) (48:44) 5. Chrissy Metz Is Taking a GLP-1 After Years of Skepticism. She Knows People Will Have Thoughts (PEOPLE) (56:36) - Dear Toasters Advice Segment (1:01:37) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠ [https://www.patreon.com/thetoast]  ⁠⁠Toast Merch⁠⁠ [https://www.shoptoastmerch.com/] ⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠⁠ [https://www.girlwithnojob.com/book] ⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠ [https://www.thecamperandthecounselor.com/] ⁠⁠Lean In⁠ [https://www.flow.page/leanin] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

Et Tu, Beau?: Monday, August 10th, 2026

1. Kylie Jenner Shares a Look Inside Her Star-Studded ‘Princess Kitty’ 29th Birthday Party (PEOPLE) (32:39) 2. Michael B. Jordan and Raye spark romance rumors during Six Flags outing (Page Six) (39:04) 3. ‘Off Campus’ star Ella Bright joined Suki Waterhouse on stage at her Loveland Tour stop in Vancouver over the weekend (Instagram) (43:04) 4. Tate McRae’s surprise split from sports star boyfriend: All the details (Page Six) (53:00) 5. Love Island's Jennifer Terry Partners with Carl's Jr. (Instagram) (1:00:14) The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) ⁠The Toast Patreon ⁠⁠ [https://www.patreon.com/thetoast]  ⁠⁠Toast Merch⁠⁠ [https://www.shoptoastmerch.com/] ⁠⁠Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry⁠⁠ [https://www.girlwithnojob.com/book] ⁠⁠The Camper & The Counselor⁠⁠ [https://www.thecamperandthecounselor.com/] ⁠⁠Lean In⁠ [https://www.flow.page/leanin] Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]