The Wash with Dalton Smiley

I accidentally joined a Pyramid Scheme...

What do pyramid schemes, karaoke, Shrek 5, mystery socks, and wedding photography have in common? ME evidently!!! This week we are breezing through my past jobs before I got started at the laundromat! Chatting through all my favorite stories from my crazy past jobs. Also we try a new segment this week called "Mystery Socks"! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

My Mom finally speaks her TRUTH...

Join us as my mom clocks into The Wash this week to finally air out some family laundry. We tackle the important questions—like what's actually in her will, who she expects to take care of her when she's old, and whether I was really as dramatic as she claims growing up. We also revisit my coming out story, talk about her surprising new life as an empty nester, and uncover how she somehow became the cool parent. Plus, the tables turn when she puts me on trial to determine once and for all whether I'm innocent or GUILTY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

Uly Morazan has 37 future husbands.

Emmy-award-winning (kinda) mexican actress and future husband to Pedro Pascal, ULY MORAZAN (@UlyandErnesto), is CLOCKING into The Wash this week!!! Join Uly and I to chat about the south, quinceañeras, milk chug (?) and MORE! I might even force Uly to narrow down his future husbands and finally leave some hot guys for the rest of us! Check Uly out on Instagram and TikTok at @UlyandErnesto and his new podcast @CurrentBestiesPod! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

My GASSY French Bulldog has Attitude Problems...

The Wash's most anticipated guest EVER is finally sitting down for his first exclusive tell-all interview!!! FRANKLIN is clocking into the laundromat to tell you all about his childhood while confronting all of my crazy stories head on! Join us this week as I chat all things Franklin and answer frequent questions I get with the man (dog) himself !!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

Grace is a "thought" daughter...

@Grace_Africa has clocked in at the wash to talk all things stand-up comedy, toxic situationships, and her roots in Houston! Being a black woman in comedy isn't for the weak, but Grace is killing it! Join us as we laugh through Grace's experiences as the "thought" daughter and her journey to find her soulmate!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]