The Well Laid Plate

Surf and Turf and Threesomes

Today’s episode will be about Surf and Turf and recent sexy events.

Baba Ghanoush and Body Issues

Today’s episode will be about Baba Ghanoush and Body Issues, later I will give an update on my kinky camping trip.

Pad Thai and Putting Out

Today's episode will be about how to make Pad Thai and how to know when your date is ready to put out. Recipe: Pad Thai Ingredients 8 oz. Rice Noodles 1 tbsp Canola oil/veg oil ½ lb. Shrimp (10-12 shrimp if you purchase 16/20s) or 1-2 cups of cubed chicken 3 eggs 2 cloves of garlic chopped For sauce: 1 tbsp soy sauce 1 pinch cayenne 2 tbsp rice vinegar 1 tbsp fish sauce 2 tbsp brown sugar pinch crushed red pepper 1/2 of a lime juiced Veggies: 1 cup bean sprouts 1/4 cup green onions 1 cups of shredded  carrots (or julienned) Garnish: Lime wedge 1/2 tbsp Cilantro 1 tbsp Roasted Crushed peanuts(optional) (you can use store bought sauce if you need it to be easier) I like the "Thai" brand with black lid Thai also has rice noodles 1. Soak rice noodles in cold water (ice water will speed up the process for 15-20 min) for 30 minutes. until limp, but slightly firm (half chub style) drain and set in colander. Put sauce ingredients together in a bowl. 2. Put oil and garlic in pan on med-high heat add shrimp or chicken. Add a splash of soy sauce for flavor and a little (pinch) black pepper. Cook shrimp until pinkish or cook chicken until 140 degrees (F). Push meat to one side of the pan. 3. Crack whole eggs into pan on one side of the pan and mix until they are still and/or fluffy. 4. Add carrots, bean sprouts, green onions on top and they will steam for about 3 minutes. 5. Then add rice noodles. Let them cook while mixing together with the other veg. for 2 minutes. 6. Add your sauce and lower heat to med-low. Let cook and marinate for 3-5 minutes. 7. Pour in bowl and top with crushed peanuts, cilantro, and side lime wedge. YOU CONTROL THE SPICE AND WHAT TYPE OF PAD THAI YOU MAKE

Sausage and Self Care

In this episode Josh and Vic talk about Sausage Gravy and Self Care Recipe: Biscuits- 2 cups all-purpose flour 2 teaspoons baking powder 1 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon baking soda 7 tablespoons unsalted butter, chilled in the freezer and cut into thin slices 3/4 cup cold buttermilk 2 tablespoons buttermilk for brushing Sausage Gravy- 16oz Hot Ground Pork Sausage 3 ½ Cups Whole Milk ½ Cup Flour 1tsp Salt 1tsp Pepper ⅛ tsp Paprika Optional, MSG, or more salt, or a shot of soy sauce.

French Toast and Fucking Around

Today's episode will be French Toast, later we talk about getting cheated on, and open relationships. This recipe uses a lot of eggs and a little bit of milk you can use any milk you like. 5 eggs 1 cup milk 1 Tbs Real VAnilla extract Dash of cinnamon, nutmeg, cloves, salt. 4 slices of THICK bread Oil, butter, or bacon grease Preheat oven to 350