THOUGHTS

THOUGHT 3: This Lawsuit is Proudly Sponsored By... | All's Fair Episode 2+3 MegaReview

Merry Christmas! We hope you aren’t subjecting yourself to 40+ mins of torture in the form of All’s Fair, episodes 2 and 3. We wouldn’t even recommend it as “bad-good” viewing or background noise this holiday. We didn’t have wine making this, so maybe we missed out, Cause geez… UNSKIPPABLE ADS is CRAZY WORK. REALLY KRIS?! Now channel that drunken haze and righteous anger right into a great cause. Save the coolest species on the planet from weirdos like Kim who’d love to throw their iPhones and used tampons into a bag made of their hide. Donate to the Sheldrick Wildlife Trust or adopt a calf and ensure It’s safety and wellbeing for a year+. Check out the rest of the site as well, really fascinating material on there: https://www.sheldrickwildlifetrust.org/donate [https://www.sheldrickwildlifetrust.org/donate] (This is not sponsored) Follow us: Twitter: https://twitter.com/sam_ambundo [https://twitter.com/sam_ambundo]  Instagram: Instagramhttps://www.instagram.comDANIELLE RAMOGO 👸🏾✨ (@justine_agwanda) [https://www.instagram.com/justine_agwanda/?hl=fi]

THOUGHT 2: Let's Put The "Tea" in Guilty | All's Fair Episode 1 Review

One of our several shared thoughts. This time over some Rosso Nobile: Dubai Chocolate (not sponsored). But yeah, even if we were, that ad spot would be brazy. It's ass. Ryan Murphy’s All’s Fair is less a legal drama and more a multimillion dollar cope funded by Kris Jenner’s sheer will. After failing the California bar exam yet again in July 2025, Kim decided that if she couldn’t become a lawyer, she would just pay to play one.  The result is a delusional vanity project where she stars as legal genius Allura Grant, a fantasy avatar for a reality where she actually passed. Critics have savagely rejected this hallucination by branding the show “existentially terrible” and the script “written by a toddler.” With a humiliating 0% debut on Rotten Tomatoes, the show proves that while Kris can buy a production studio, she can’t buy Kim a passing grade or a personality. 2 of the 9 P’s necessary in this profession and life.  Follow us: Twitter: https://twitter.com/sam_ambundo [https://twitter.com/sam_ambundo]  Instagram: Instagramhttps://www.instagram.comDANIELLE RAMOGO 👸🏾✨ (@justine_agwanda) [https://www.instagram.com/justine_agwanda/?hl=fi]

THOUGHT 1: Let's Try Fix Sinners The Movie.

One of our several shared thoughts. Yeah, this movie was bad. But here's that AI generated script we were talking about. They were born under Southern stars that never shone for them—twins, Stefan and Damon, sons of a sharecropper who taught them how to survive in a world that saw their skin as a threat. War gave them uniforms but no dignity; after saving lives on foreign soil, they were discarded with dishonourable discharges for refusing suicide missions their white officers wouldn’t take themselves. In the streets of Chicago, they found a new kind of war—conning Irish and Italian mobsters, outwitting men who thought them inferior. But even the concrete jungle had limits for Black men with ambition. So they went South again, not to bow, but to disappear... until Elena returned, ghost-pale and heartless, yet familiar. Once their childhood friend, now something more and less than human, she carried the curse of a white vampire who had turned her—trying to own her like so many others. But Elena had Black blood on her mama’s side. And when she turned the twins, something changed.Their transformation was unlike anything seen before in the vampire world. Where Elena and her sire could only hunt by night, Stefan and Damon walked beneath the sun—melanin shielding them from the old curse. They didn’t thirst uncontrollably, nor rot from lack of blood. Their minds stayed sharp, their hearts still beat with memory. Free from the hunger and chains that bound other vampires, they became legends whispered across the South: sun-walking demons with glowing eyes who left burning crosses twisted and charred, and Klan riders drained of life. They didn't just feed—they judged. Damon hungered for revenge, every bite a reckoning; Stefan sought balance, still tethered to a sense of right and wrong that the world never gave him. Elena, their sister in blood, warned them: their power made them a threat to the old vampire order, to the white immortals who saw themselves as gods. But the brothers knew this—like everything else, eternal life had been built for whiteness; and they were here to shatter that.By the time the vampire council sent hunters from Europe, it was too late. The Black South had changed. Whole communities flourished under the protection of “sun-walkers”—a new lineage of vampires immune to centuries of fear. Stefan and Damon didn’t build a kingdom; they lit a fire, a movement. Black don’t crack, the saying went—but now it didn’t die either. In a world where America’s laws tried to break them, they became something unbreakable, unowned. Monsters, yes—but monsters of our own making. And in the deep quiet of Southern mornings, as the sun rose over fields once soaked in blood, two brothers stood side by side—immortal, Black and free.