Two Off The Tee

We Finally Named the Golf Sim Business: SIMMIES

The brothers finally drop the name of the indoor golf sim business — SIMMIES — and the landlord agreed to their terms on Location 1 in Carol Stream. Six bays. 24/7. Lease being drafted. Before the reveal, James locks Jeff into Brother vs Brother Round 1 next Wednesday at Mount Prospect with a $200 dinner on the line, McLaren is now selling $4,000 golf irons, Jon Rahm hit a volunteer with a divot sandwich, the first Path to Par major heads to Thunderhawk with a crystal trophy idea, and Harry is talking trash again. Comment or DM: who do you have in Bro v Bro Round 1 — Jeff or James?

$80 To Walk?! Chicago Golf Prices Got Insane

$80 to WALK a course in Chicago? Jeff and James open EP26 with a real rant on amateur golf pricing — Mt Prospect, Chevy Chase, Seven Bridges — and ask, "When did this get this expensive?" Inside the episode: Jeff shot 95 at Seven Bridges and walks through how a guy named Tom went minus-five on the front, then blew up the back with two ill-advised 3-wood decisions. James played Chevy Chase from the tips in 30 mph wind, holed out for eagle on 18 — and didn't even feel excited about it. Plus the Kirkland golf ball verdict, the 85% handicap allowance debate ("people are mentally weak"), an unresolved tie-for-first league problem they want the audience to solve, and an August timeline reveal for the indoor golf simulator business. Leave a review and tell us — what's the most you've paid to walk a course this year?

We Locked In a 7-Game Brother vs Brother Series

Jeff finally admits on camera that he's been letting James win for years — then the brothers lock in a 7-game Brother vs Brother series, first to 4 wins, gross stroke play, course picks week-of. Before that, James is tied for first in the Path to Par league for the second event in a row. The brothers argue Old Oak's pin placements were illegal, Nelly Korda dominates the Chevron, Charlie Hull says pros should only play blades, LIV Golf's gravy train runs out, and the indoor golf simulator business gets a real update — lease is almost signed. Leave a review and tell us who you've got in the Bro vs Bro series.

We're Opening a 24/7 Golf Simulator Business

Jeff and James finally reveal the golf project they have been working on: an indoor golf simulator business with multiple bays, 24/7 access, and extensive AI support behind the scenes. The episode starts with James having to admit Jeff beat him straight up, then moves into LIV Golf's future, Chicago handicap friction, Golf Genius, and the great golf cart vs. walking debate. Leave a review and share your best ideas for the golf simulator business with the brothers.

Rory Won Back-to-Back Masters and We Played a 6-Hour Round | Two Off the Tee EP22

Jeff played two rounds this weekend and both were a disaster. Not his game (okay, also his game) but the people around him. Six guys showed up to one tee time at White Pines. Speakers blasting. Groups skipping holes on a packed Saturday. A five and a half hour round. COVID golfers are out of control and we are not holding back. We also react to Rory McIlroy winning back-to-back Masters titles, Sergio Garcia snapping his driver on a cooler at Augusta, and Brooks Koepka accidentally playing with his driver in the wrong hosel setting for an entire round. Path to Par Season 10 kicks off this Saturday. Jeff and James make predictions, name favorites, call out the new members who do not know the rules yet, and make a bet for the first event. The trash talk is already at peak levels. If you have an opinion on COVID golfers, course etiquette, or how to break a tie for first place in an amateur golf league, hit us in the comments or DM us on Instagram. New episodes every Monday. Subscribe and leave a review if you have not already.