Unhinged- A livestock Podcast

Showgirl Squirrels & the State of the Industry

This week, we spiral into showgirl squirrels, predict where the livestock industry is actually headed, and ask the question no one else is brave enough to ask: what if livestock had dating profiles? From bios and red flags to swipe-right steers and “must love rinses,” nothing is safe. If you’ve ever judged animals—or people—you’re going to feel seen.

Red Flags & Holding Pen Trauma

Breeders, red flags, and holding pens that should probably come with a warning label. In Episode 3, we talk about the signs you should’ve paid attention to, Bryan relives his wildest holding pen experience, and everything slowly derails from there. It’s livestock chaos, poor decisions, and emotional damage—served with micropho

The Holy Trinity: Cat Turds, Barrel Racers, and Tractor Pulls

We cover the essentials: the chaos of barrel racers, the unique energy of tractor-pull people, and the shocking realization that livestock folks are basically the crazy cat ladies of the ag world—we just collect show animals instead of strays. It’s chaos in its purest form.

UNHINGED EPISODE 1: Dad Crash Outs, Michael Jackson’s Chimp, & Mythical Creatures in the Show Ring.

In our first episode, Sue and Bryan dive straight into the chaos — from legendary Dad crash-outs to Michael Jackson’s infamous chimpanzee, and a very serious debate about how mythical creatures would hold up in the show ring. It’s unfiltered, unexpected, and fully unhinged… exactly how we like it.