Untold Horrors

Untold Horrors: Curse of the Crimson Altar

This week, the Tubi Roulette Wheel demanded a sacrifice at the altar of Hammer Horror. We obey by descending into the eerie, fog-drenched world of Curse of the Crimson Altar (1968), a film that promises psychedelic thrills, a stacked genre cast, and a nod to Lovecraftian horror. Join us as we break down the film’s wild visuals, gothic atmosphere, questionable choices, off-putting protagonist, and the powerhouse duo of Christopher Lee and Boris Karloff. But that’s not all! We also offer some killer movie recommendations, debate the merits of Catnado, attempt a dramatic reading that goes wildly off the rails, and play a rousing game of Hammer Horror Mad Libs. BONUS: Immerse yourself in the psychedelic, occult vibes of Curse of the Crimson Altar with the perfect sonic companion to our latest episode. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0OH9TWhcaq2midxOODYW8v?si=8f9adb24ef4847bd [https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0OH9TWhcaq2midxOODYW8v?si=8f9adb24ef4847bd]

Untold Horrors: Rise of the Beast

Join Jamie, Patrick, and Steph as they embark on a wild expedition through the depths of Tubi's horror catalog, spinning the infamous Roulette of Despair. This time, the theme is "Animal Horror," leadingto a discussion of the bizarre film Rise of the Beast, where a group of activists uncovers the terrifying consequences of animal testing gone wrong. As they dive into the film's outrageous premise, the hosts dissect the absurdities of its plot, featuring a genetically modified gorilla wreaking havoc in a high-tech facility. Finally, play along with them in a hilarious game of"Beast or Bullshit," where the hosts test their knowledge of outrageous B-movie horror/mutant monster film titles and plots. If you want to test your own knowledgebefore the show, head here: https://morbidlybeautiful.com/b-movie-horror-quiz/ [https://morbidlybeautiful.com/b-movie-horror-quiz/] Want a little mood music to set the tone for this week’sWILD episode? Be sure to check out Jamie’s custom episode playlist on Spotify featuring songs inspired by animal horror: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3SsObdW4MQG16Clu2GLZMB?si=d7013d0fdc8f420d [https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3SsObdW4MQG16Clu2GLZMB?si=d7013d0fdc8f420d]

Untold Horrors: Werewolves on Wheels

In this week's episode of Untold Horrors, we take a deep dive into the murky waters of Tubi's horror offerings. Join hosts Jamie, Patrick, and Steph as they explore the bizarre and often hilarious world of horror cinema, where nothing is off-limits and the laughs are plentiful. As they spin the Wheel of Terror, the chosen theme is werewolves, leading to a selection of films that promise to be both entertaining and absurd. The main event is an in-depth review of Werewolves on Wheels, a kooky cult classic that combines biker culture with supernatural horror and Satanic cults. The hosts dissect the film's bizarre plot and the strange yet captivating rituals that unfold. Highlights of the episode include an insane dramatic reading, our five-word reviews, and must-see werewolf horror recommendations on Tubi. Plus, join us for a riotous game of logline trivia where we try to guess famous werewolf movies from badly written summaries.

Untold Horrors: Summerhouse Slaughter

In this week's episode of Untold Horrors, join Jamie, Patrick, and Steph as they embark on another wild ride through Tubi's obscure horror offerings, spinning the infamous Roulette of Despair. This time, the theme is "Slaughter," and the trio dives into the bizarre world of Summerhouse Slaughter, a film that promises a unique blend of horror and absurdity. As they dissect the film's outrageous premise—where cheerleaders meet a gruesome fate at the hands of a psychotic panda (or a slasher dressed as a panda)—they share a mix of laughter and disbelief. Join them as they explore the film's questionable dialogue, bizarre character decisions, and the unexpected moments that make it a memorable viewing experience. Throughout the episode, the hosts engage in a lively discussion about the film's strengths and weaknesses, offering their unique perspectives on what makes a horror movie truly entertaining. From the ridiculous to the genuinely shocking, they navigate the depths of this cinematic gem and question their own sanity in the process. Plus, stick around for their bonus picks, where each host shares a quick review of another film recommended by Tubi. Will they find hidden treasures or more buried garbage? Tune in to find out!

Untold Horrors: 2025 Reboot/Meet the Hosts Gameshow

Welcome to the 2025 season of Untold Horrors. As we embrace the new year, our podcast undergoes a thrilling transformation with the addition of horror expert Patrick Krause, joining hosts Steph and Jamie. In this special "Meet the Hosts" episode, the trio embarks on a series of segments designed to reveal their horror-loving hearts. Kick off the episode with "My Tinder Horror Heart," where each host crafts a faux dating profile that reflects their horror personality. From Patrick's love for black and white classics to Jamie's next-level horror movie collection to Steph's fiery redheaded passion for Pyramid Head and arthouse horror, discover what makes each host tick and their ideal horror-loving soulmate. Next, delve into a segment we call "In the Beginning," as our hosts recount their horror origin stories, sharing the films and experiences that first ensnared them in the genre's chilling embrace. Then, challenge your horror knowledge in "Five by Five," where each host offers five-word descriptions of their favorite films from 2024. Can you guess the films from their cryptic clues? Finally, enjoy the rapid-fire "Killer Q and A," where the hosts answer quirky and revealing questions about their horror preferences. From debating the merits of supernatural horror versus slashers to revealing secret horror villain crushes, this segment offers a deeper glimpse into their horror-loving psyches.