(30) Candace NO-wens ~or~ UnSocial Media

(34) The Calm Before The Crashout ~or~ 2024, IS YOU COOL?!

This whole year was equivalent to flyin' in a wingless plane... See what had happened was; Love y'all.. PEACE

(33) A 2fer Gone Wrong ~or~ Simp Lee Trolling

If you're reading this, just know, "players fucc up"; Adolescence isn't cherished enough or the right way & I don't like it; Dear you DUMB FUCC ASS NIGGAS, STFU... Sincerely, EVERYBODY; Why y'all be fake in love for the innanet? QTNA; Driving for Uber is pure comedy; I love y'all.. PEACE

(32) Not-So Secret Squirrel ~or~ Jeepers [men are] Creepers

Yes I DID figure out how to talk about squirrels & creepy niggas in the same shit... you're SMELLCOME; I mean it's fitting, they're both annoying af amirite? Yea, I am; Love y'all, PEACE

(31) Blacc for the 1st time! ~or~ Bankroll Bella

I know it's been a min but we BLACC- "at it again!" "& better than ever!" "from the future" "like we never left!" "on road" "in action" "on they ass" "up in this thang!"... I'm sure there's more but I think you get it; HEAR ME OUT ... I talk about how long this ISN'T going to be, basically just to lie but... DIS DA LAST 1 OVER AN HOUR; The LomL keep gettin older w/o my permission, had the AUDACITY to turn 13 on a nigga; Happy Birthday Tater Tot!; Love y'all... PEACE

(30) Candace NO-wens ~or~ UnSocial Media

2023 closeout episode; I really hoe'd y'all on that last jawn.. my bad LMAO; We all real different but not really; I almost said something like "Facebook HiZAYtus" in the title but.. I already know, that aint it; You ever DM a co-worker on some work shit & got no reply?; Fake names + Real People = Unnecessary Adversities; Happy Holidays.. Love y'all.. PEACE