Shark Attacks, Lawsuits, and Cats!

Hot Tub Investigations, Zebra Cake Taste Test, and Gay Weddings!

This week on VulgHER, the girls survive Pride Month's opening weekend with missed ferries, wedding receptions, hot tub investigations, and one deeply controversial Zebra Cake review. Vicky returns from Fire Island with stories she probably shouldn't tell, Selma attends a wedding reception, and both agree that selling used Fashion Nova for designer prices should be a federal offense. There's also a taste test of questionable Doritos, emotional support Crocs, terrifying student loan discourse, drag designer drama, a mysterious outbreak of subway doppelgängers, and an unexpectedly beautiful Pride message that nearly sends everyone into tears. Plus: tiny Texas surprises, giant hot takes, and a shark that definitely just did dr*gs.

Shark Attacks, Lawsuits, and Cats!

This week on VulgHER, Selma and Vicky recover from a chaotic housewarming, discuss the emotional consequences of selling feet pics, and debate whether Bear Grylls is hot enough to survive the wilderness. There's Broadway heartbreak over Death Becomes Her, outrage over Target's cursed Pride collection, shark attack horror stories, and a deep dive into the increasingly strange corners of the internet. Plus: bad texters, Bianca Del Rio, and why nobody comments on Instagram anymore.

Broadway Bares, Breakfast Dates, and SNL Wrap Party

On this episode of VulgHER, the girls discuss rain-soaked Brooklyn survival, celebrity-filled afterparties, and the state of thirst traps on the internet. Selma accidentally lives a romantic comedy for 24 hours while Vicky contemplates quitting society over subway seating etiquette. There are also extended conversations about 🍑, mucus, cinnamon pastries, and why a honey bun might actually change your life. Naturally.

Rocky Horror, Hinge, and Honey Buns

Selma & Vicky celebrate the 40th episode by discussing gay art dealer hookups, Rocky Horror thirst traps, drag queens weaponizing water bottles, and the emotional devastation of Delta removing in-flight snacks. Along the way they get into it about mommy-son roleplay, honey buns, Ross Matthews and Drew Barrymore’s suspiciously intense friendship, and why nobody is ever allowed to ask them to “paint them for content” again. Chaos level: critically high.

Met Gala Hot Takes, Lady Gaga + Doechii and Hantavirus Outbreak

Nick Gaga officially enters the VulgHER cinematic universe! This week the girls unpack the Met Gala, celebrity fashion politics, Gaga fandom exhaustion, modern dating apps, and enough pop culture discourse to qualify as psychological warfare. From the Grindr update nobody asked for to hookup horror stories, Gaga theories, celebrity rebrands, and the psychological damage caused by assembling furniture ordered online, absolutely nothing stays on track for more than thirty seconds. Nick also opens up about navigating dating while being instantly recognizable online, while the girls try to determine whether Devil Wears Prada 2 was iconic or an actual crime against cinema.