Welcome To Earth

Heavy is the Head that Wears the Gold Hat

It's Halloween season and you know what that means.. It's time to get spooky AND cooky. But to start off our festive celebration of all things ghostly, pumpkiny and cand..y the boys talk to a ghost hunter named Doctor Sackman who gives us all some tips and tricks for keeping safe this season. Then the fellas talk to Bert Hertz, a suave millionaire and musician. Finally, a spooky wrench is thrown in the works without our third guest being Wendell, a ghost and potential hunting victim.  Doctor Sackman: played by Zach Bert Hertz: played by Roberto Wendyl: played by Zach Socials https://linktr.ee/welcometoearth Zach https://linktr.ee/zachduncan Roberto https://www.instagram.com/robertoreedcomedy

Ba Ba Ba Ba Father

Crime family man Schneedly Grip is concerned that his children aren't going to kill him. Big Gravy returns with a harrowing story of being turned into a large ball of gas. Turning the podcast into an episode of Family Feud is Big Wiz, Big Gravy's older brother.  Schneedly Grip: played by Zach Big Gravy: played by Roberto Big Wiz: played by Zach TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@welcometoearth_podcast Podcast: https://www.instagram.com/welcometoearth_podcast  Zach: https://www.instagram.com/jackerypumpkin  Roberto: https://www.instagram.com/robertoreedcomedy

Don't Touch Me

Ick! I can't believe we're letting swamp creatures into the studio now, but, well, here we are. Then a crazed and immoral scientist holds court on the ironic punishments he gives to people. Finally a woman who is unlike any other teaches Zach how to interview a woman.    Swamp Man: played by Roberto Dr. Dittlelick: played by Zach Some Woman: played by Roberto   TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@welcometoearth_podcast Podcast: https://www.instagram.com/welcometoearth_podcast  Zach: https://www.instagram.com/jackerypumpkin  Roberto: https://www.instagram.com/robertoreedcomedy

Generational Evil

Rock star wrangler Trester calls in a favor with the police to cover up an accident with his rock star client. Emperor Palpatine squabbles with Aqua Man for stature. Modern cowboy Kirby Enthusiasm discusses his experience with the supernatural and vampire lore. TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@welcometoearth_podcast Podcast: https://www.instagram.com/welcometoearth_podcast  Zach: https://www.instagram.com/jackerypumpkin  Roberto: https://www.instagram.com/robertoreedcomedy

Catcall a Hunchback

Big dog Stony Tinsilvester gives us the 411 about what it's like to protect Santa and how life brought him there. Big dog Cranky Little Wh*re wants to raise awareness of the sorts of services provided in the basements of Motel 6s and 7s.  Big dog Pinocchio returns to the show to share more of his patented sad-sack-ery. Watch  TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@welcometoearth_podcast YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@WelcomeToEarth_Podcast Socials Podcast: https://www.instagram.com/welcometoearth_podcast  Zach: https://www.instagram.com/jackerypumpkin  Roberto: https://www.instagram.com/robertoreedcomedy