Ep. 18: She's Fucking Back

Ep. 18: She's Fucking Back

“She’s fucking back, and it’s about time. I’ve been MIA for months, so in this episode, we’re catching up—what’s been going on, what’s coming next, and all the random shit you need to know. No drama, just me getting you back in the loop—loud, messy, and unapologetically real.”

Ep. 17: Caught That MF Mid-Date, Then Took His Girl for Coffee

He told me he was “too busy” to take me out… only for me to catch his lying a** at the exact restaurant he was supposed to take me to — with another girl. So what did I do? I walked in, pulled up, and somehow ended the morning taking her to Starbucks instead. 😭 In this week’s episode, I’m spilling every messy, hilarious, and jaw-dropping detail of how I turned his little breakfast date into my storytime of the year. Grab your coffee, your popcorn, and maybe your petty notebook — because this one’s got receipts, plot twists, and a moral you won’t see coming.

Ep. 16: Messy Decisions 101: Cheat, Leave, or Pop the Fuck Off

So your man’s acting shady — phone on silent, weird hours, and “work trips” that sound like lies? Yeah, babe… he might be married. In this episode, I’m giving it to you straight: your three options are cheat back, exit quietly, or pull up and cause a scene. We’re talking red flags, receipts, and real talk. Pour a drink, grab your loudspeaker, and let’s unpack why “I’m just busy” usually means “I’ve got a wife.” Because sometimes love is messy — and sometimes, you’ve just gotta be messier.

Ep. 15: Tits, Tips, And Toxic Relationships: A Salon Rant

Welcome back to the chaos, babes. In this episode, I’m talking about that client — you know, the one who couldn’t stop staring at my tits while trauma-dumping about his miserable relationship. Like sir, I’m a hairstylist, not your therapist (and definitely not your side quest). Between his oversharing, his over-tipping, and me trying to keep a straight face without smacking him with my comb, this day was a damn movie. So grab a drink, buckle up, and join me for another unfiltered salon rant — because apparently, my chair is where men come to confess and self-destruct.

Ep. 14: My Cat's Midlife Crisis ( and Chicken Nuggets Tragic Exit)

Welcome to the emotional rollercoaster I did not sign up for. In this episode, I’m ranting about my cat deciding she’s too good for indoor life and running off to live her best feral fantasy — complete with a yellow cat boyfriend named Kevin (yes, Kevin). Meanwhile, my daughter’s hamster, Chicken Nugget, has tragically kicked the bucket, and my daughter is now obsessed with getting a brown cat like we’re running a damn zoo. It’s chaos, it’s dramatic, it’s hilarious, and honestly… I’m just trying to survive it all with a bit of caffeine and zero patience.