Wet Beaks

Ep. 9 - free me from this mortal coil

We back with the introspection on this one. Da boys discuss repressed memories, velociraptor wrangling, and the ethics of hitting cyclists with our cars. Takes us a bit longer to hit our stride for this one so if you might just wana tune in halfway thru. Be sure to subscribe to our Patreon that doesn't exist yet

Ep. 8 - degenerate's guide to the universe

Y'all ever met my man D rugs? Dominic Ruggieri? The boys sell out and do a shitty tier ranking system for the uneducated masses. Also I suck at uploading episodes so here's a double dose, two-for-one special of these reprehensible recordings.

Ep. 7 - fuck my ass and call me a mormon

The boys start drinking shitty seltzers, talk over each other, and say some dumb shit. Drew makes some revealing comments. Legal team working overtime on this one.

Ep. 6 - sewer rats sprinkled with meth

Heady topics on this week's episode. Cracking down to brass tax, covering the real issues at hand here folks. The fellas mull over the proper ways to dispose of a body, the fentanyl epidemic, and why we need to perform an exorcism on Drew's cat. Using this conversation to launch our political careers, see us on the ballot for city councilman this fall.

Ep. 5 - ultrasound on my balls

We find out Sam is forklift certified so watch out folks. Workplace accidents, first baby words, and psychedelic projections abound on this week's episode. Legalize sex work so simo's dad doesn't go to jail plz