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Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes

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About Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes

Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? was a question shared by brides Helen McLaughlin and Karen Whitehouse after they tied the knot on 11 August, 2018 on a boat in Amsterdam. It was a question that launched a podcast, which led to the hiring of unqualified detective Lauren Kilby, the purchase of a €99 lie detector, and the bothering of some of the world’s best forensic experts - all in an attempt to find out “poo dunnit”. For season 2, the investigative trio take on a brand new mystery set in Sweden (Scandi Noir if you will) called The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case. For season 3, the unqualified detectives attempt to solve real non-crime crimes and ridiculous mysteries submitted by YOU - our precious listeners. Their selection criteria for new cases is simple: “Anything the police laugh at is a case for us.” And because ‘time is money’, all cases need to be cracked within 24 hours.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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episode S3 E33 Dance Floor Dropper - Part Three artwork

S3 E33 Dance Floor Dropper - Part Three

It's time to put everything Detective Superintendent Nora Holford taught us into practice. Three witnesses. Three people who were there when the crime was committed, who saw things they will never be able to un-see. There's just one problem. No one has any idea who this poopetrator is or how to track them down. With nothing more than a description to go on, we're forced into our most innovative case solving strategy yet. And then out of nowhere, an anonymous tip comes through. One singular text message that changes everything. Part Four drops August 13th. Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/whoshatontheflooratmywedding [http://patreon.com/whoshatontheflooratmywedding] Check out Instagram @whoshatontheflooratmywedding [https://www.instagram.com/whoshatontheflooratmywedding/?hl=en] for case evidence and BTS Sound design by @avaud.io See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy [https://art19.com/privacy] and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info [https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info].

29 Jul 2026 - 1 h 3 min
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S3 E32 Dance Floor Dropper - Part Two

This is no ordinary investigation. We are tackling a case serious enough for the police to get involved. Karen doesn’t trust we can handle this on our own so we join forces with a retired police superintendent. Our unqualified detective agency is swiftly reorganised, a new hierarchy implemented, and we get a glimpse into how real professionals run investigations. For the first time we need to pretend that we know what we’re doing.  And as the case gathers momentum, contact is finally made with a masked man claiming to be perp. Part Three drops July 30th. Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/whoshatontheflooratmywedding [http://patreon.com/whoshatontheflooratmywedding] Go to our Instagram @whoshatontheflooratmywedding [https://www.instagram.com/whoshatontheflooratmywedding/?hl=en] to vote on our poll Sound design by @avaud.io [https://www.instagram.com/avaud.io/?hl=en] See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy [https://art19.com/privacy] and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info [https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info].

15 Jul 2026 - 44 min
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S3 E31 Dance Floor Dropper - Part One

An iconic nightclub in the North of England has become a crime scene. Someone shat in the middle of the dancefloor. Multiple times. How the hell did they do it without being seen? And more importantly... why? We expected witnesses. We hoped for suspects. What we didn't expect (this early) was a confession. Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/whoshatontheflooratmywedding [http://patreon.com/whoshatontheflooratmywedding] Go to our Instagram @whoshatontheflooratmywedding [https://www.instagram.com/whoshatontheflooratmywedding/?hl=en]to vote on our poll Sound design by @avaud.io See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy [https://art19.com/privacy] and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info [https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info].

1 Jul 2026 - 46 min
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S3 E30 BONUS - Q2 Quarterly Crime Review

The next installment of our quarterly bonus series has landed. In this episode, we sit down with Performance Consultant Helen McLaughlin (formerly Assistant to the Assistant Detective) to conduct a comprehensive review of our investigative performance. Using industry-leading metrics and stakeholder feedback, we assess our handling of Q2’s cases: Who Shat Under The Silver Service Cloche?, Mayonnaise Madness and Willy Wonka Scam. This quarter, PC Helen is definitely not holding back. Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/whoshatontheflooratmywedding [http://patreon.com/whoshatontheflooratmywedding] Go to our Instagram @whoshatontheflooratmywedding [https://www.instagram.com/whoshatontheflooratmywedding/?hl=en] to vote on our poll Sound design by @avaud.io See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy [https://art19.com/privacy] and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info [https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info].

1 Jul 2026 - 42 min
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