"keir starmer has never watched a tiktok"

"keir starmer has never watched a tiktok"

this week we ponder the nuances of an open gay guy wedding day, f*cking buildings and computers, cruising (of the jojo siwa and poop varieties), getting an ultrasound on ur b@lls and the social media ban… welcome to wide load! (unless ur kier starmer)

f**k ass bob discourse

beefs spills on a veryy special trip to the doctors office, depeche load has a lot to say about susan boyle’s bob and we revel in the first ever pod cig (hopecore) happy park pod x

gooning to rock music ???

this week we chat: gooning, kier starmer, james charles, and charli xcx's rock music... plus whatever else we felt like MWUAH x love u all xoxo depeche load and beef stroganoff ps. sorry i fkd up the audio and didn’t record dl’s mic… so it sounds a little chopped love beef <3

agony UNCS, lena dunham and run club terror

Depeche Load and Beef Stroganoff, east Londons most iconic meme admin/bottom duo, are riding a high off having possibly the biggest (widest) fave revel ever. This week chatting: being adored by reply guys and Green Party canvassers alike, if girls needs a non-binary reboot, and why runners should just give it up already. PLUS your agony unc’s are handing out some objectively bad advice. enjoy x

TRADE REVEAL?!!

Is it the trade reveal of the century? depeche load and beef stroganoff are posting face on main cause we felt a little fierce… chatting all the wide load classics - clocking non binary tea, making sweeping generalisations about people’s sexuality and promoting fat supremacy, and no supermarket, MAFs star or gaycels are safe. the masks have been unceremoniously thrown in the bin never to be seen again, enjoy x follow wide load on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.instagram.com/wide__load/], ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tiktok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://www.tiktok.com/@wide.load.pod] & ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://x.com/wide__loadpod] if you live for the pod you can ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠tip wide woad⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ [https://ko-fi.com/wideload⁠] x