Wooden Spoon Survivors

Living the American Nightmare

We get deep into the numbers and statistics of our housing crisis in the US and do what millennials do best, we cry about it! We analyze the current situation that is the housing crisis, we discuss what it was like for boomers living in the 70s and Gen X in the 90s compared to our current situation. We laugh out loud and cry internally...

Humans are a bunch of A-Holes...

David and I hit the "Am I the Asshole?" (AITA) Reddit posts and put our 2 cents in on who we think is a piece of shit and who is not. Funny stories that may strike a nerve or two, but we also want to know your thoughts!

UnHoly

David and Crystal have a discussion about religion and spirituality. Our own experiences, where we draw the line and how we just need to be good humans regardless of our beliefs. We talk about speaking in tongues, possible power of prayer and the Church of Satan? Trigger warning: The ugly side of religion is discussed in this episode which includes sexual assault and abuse against women and minors. We do not condone this behavior, and do not take it lightly.

Yes Chef!

David goes over the ins and outs of the culinary world. Debunks misconceptions, answers Crystal's questions that you all have probably had yourself and goes over what grinds his culinary gears and how to become a master chef yourself, or at least how to get into the industry.

Mo Money, Mo Problems?

David and I throw a bitch fit about the struggles growing up not knowing smart money management and not having anyone to bail us out when we needed it financially. We talk about growing up poor and how that sets the tone for your life either sink, tread water or swim like you have a shark behind you! Everyone hates a rich asshole and we know a few...