Episode 38: Avocado Cartel

Episode 38: Avocado Cartel

In this episode, the guys kick things off with a hilarious mix of random topics, bizarre news, and unfiltered stories. From dissecting the habits of famous comedians and analyzing the dangers of Facebook Marketplace sushi, to a wild recap of a restaurant encounter with a lady in full psychosis, they cover it all. Plus, they explore the physics of public troughs, look back at the nostalgia of the 2000s, and debate the true lifespan of internet vape lords. * 00:00 – Comedian Talk * 01:07 – Patreon Plug * 01:50 – Rich Homes * 02:50 – Childhood Bullying * 05:30 – Streaming Drama * 06:40 – Antonio Brown * 07:45 – Prison Life * 09:05 – Circumstance Argument * 11:25 – Body Changes * 12:20 – Birthday Balloons * 13:15 – Helium Trial * 16:00 – Barstool Show * 17:50 – Music Era * 19:00 – College Rest * 21:10 – Friends Kids * 21:50 – Pokemon Daycare * 23:45 – Avocado Punishment * 26:00 – Crime Realities * 27:25 – Instagram Algorithm * 28:00 – Psychosis Encounter * 33:15 – Staying Late * 34:50 – Mug Shot * 37:15 – Political Support * 39:00 – Cultural Celebrations * 40:15 – Kosher Quality * 42:25 – Viral Trends * 45:45 – Marketplace Food * 47:20 – Sushi Danger * 49:05 – Water Immunity * 50:00 – Business Markets * 51:00 – Perpetual Stew * 54:00 – Episode Outro SUBSCRIBE! Insta: @wyltkpodcast_ Cody's Insta: @codyhively Dev's Insta: ypdev_V  Episode Timeline

Episode 40: Aquatic Spleen

After a short hiatus, we are back. You know how life gets busy, we apologize. But we are back with some FIRE.  Episode Timeline 00:00 We're Back 01:07 Trump Plans 01:52 Shortstop Business 02:29 Assassination Attempt 03:55 Patreon Plug 05:23 Elite Dinners 06:11 Reality Riff 08:12 Birthday Club 09:47 Fantasy Punishment 12:19 Needle Scares 13:50 Waiver Madness 15:40 Prep Commercials 17:33 Aquatic Tribes 19:47 Breath Records 21:08 Island Cannibals 22:23 Pirate Hunts 24:32 Exposing Fraud 26:06 Lawsuit Settled 27:09 Drinking Piss 30:17 Mistake Bottle 32:08 Shootout Mystery 34:33 Knee Theories 36:11 Missing Magician 37:40 Rogan Conspiracies 40:14 Dead Internet 41:53 AI Mush SUBSCRIBE! Insta: @wyltkpodcast_ Cody's Insta: @codyhively Dev's Insta: ypdev_V  Patreon: https://patreon.com/WouldntYouLikeToKnow?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

Episode 39: Brazilian Death Wish

The boys are back in the studio and we are diving headfirst into absolute chaos. In this episode, we’re breaking down a brutal, stomach-churning nicotine pouch buzz at a poker table, why we are officially swearing off helicopters and cruise ships forever, and how our moms always get absolutely smoked by greasy timeshare salesmen. It gets even wilder from there—we’re talking a near-death case of dysentery in the Dominican Republic involving mystery butt-shots and banned FDA meds, an oil-leaking skydiving plane in West Virginia run by high-altitude acid trippers, and a complete masterclass on how we navigate bar talk. Smash that subscribe button, drop a comment, and buckle up for 54 minutes of pure, unadulterated absurdity!  * 00:00 — Nicotine Buzz * 00:04 — Helicopter Fears * 00:06 — Timeshare Cons * 00:08 — Knife Sales * 00:13 — California Living * 00:15 — Cruise Skeptics * 00:17 — Dominican Illness * 00:18 — Mystery Shot * 00:19 — Banned Medication * 00:25 — Skydiving Risks * 00:30 — Janky Airplane * 00:31 — Acid Parties * 00:33 — Tandem Jump * 00:35 — Earth Curvature * 00:39 — Flat Earth * 00:41 — Volcano Fall * 00:43 — Climber Culture * 00:50 — Fidget Toys * 00:52 — Bar Flirting * 00:54 — Public Wrap-up SUBSCRIBE! Insta: @wyltkpodcast_ Cody's Insta: @codyhively Dev's Insta: ypdev_V  Patreon: https://patreon.com/WouldntYouLikeToKnow?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

Episode 37: Goose Missles

Yo, if you want to hear two bros completely lose their minds over whether it's a better value to take a meat-missile kick to the nuts for ten bucks or let your mom get clocked in the jaw for a hundred, welcome to the thunderdome. This episode is pure, unfiltered chaos, starting with a rainy golf outing where a rogue goose takes a line drive straight to the chest, and somehow turning into a deep-dive conspiracy about Bill Gates engineering ticks to ruin steak night. By the time they map out a full-blown galactic empire of gnats launching space missions from a bag of rotting bananas to the kitchen sink, logic has completely left the building. It’s an hour of absolute unhinged nonsense, terrible financial advice about blowing rent money on NBA 2K attributes, and a casual pledge to get Benjamin Netanyahu on the pod. Strap in, dog, and watch out for the flying golf balls.  * 00:00:04 – Outing * 00:00:22 – Geese * 00:00:35 – Line-drive * 00:01:22 – Awkwardness * 00:03:49 – Evolution * 00:04:31 – Traffic * 00:04:55 – Rationalization * 00:05:36 – Durango * 00:06:07 – Damage * 00:06:41 – Bananas * 00:07:07 – Genetics * 00:08:26 – Conspiracy * 00:09:15 – Satire * 00:11:15 – Mush * 00:12:39 – World-building * 00:13:42 – Studio * 00:14:10 – Spiders * 00:15:15 – Arrest * 00:15:42 – Bail * 00:16:37 – Parenting * 00:17:46 – Backtracking * 00:18:14 – Assault * 00:19:36 – Retaliation * 00:20:24 – Meditation * 00:21:12 – Autism * 00:21:34 – Self-awareness * 00:22:40 – Masking * 00:23:07 – DSM * 00:24:21 – Parents * 00:25:36 – Oven * 00:26:35 – Rodgers * 00:26:57 – Quarterbacks * 00:28:08 – Defense * 00:29:01 – Pass-rusher * 00:30:12 – Trade * 00:31:01 – Cornerbacks * 00:32:02 – Receivers * 00:33:25 – Backs * 00:34:02 – Mediocrity * 00:34:40 – Stakes * 00:36:30 – Shoutout * 00:36:59 – Transition * 00:37:07 – Promo * 00:37:43 – Hype * 00:38:09 – Game * 00:38:33 – Choice * 00:40:16 – Constraint * 00:41:14 – Lubricant * 00:42:07 – Olfactory * 00:43:47 – Hygiene * 00:44:56 – Haunting * 00:45:26 – Reflex * 00:46:42 – Cartoons * 00:48:16 – Escapism * 00:49:03 – Jingle * 00:49:32 – Misdirection * 00:50:28 – Ancestry * 00:51:27 – Grind * 00:51:45 – Transaction * 00:54:45 – Toxicity * 00:55:28 – Burnout * 00:57:04 – Multiplayer * 00:58:07 – Split-screen * 00:59:13 – Nostalgia * 00:59:54 – Vaccines * 01:02:06 – Satire * 01:03:46 – Wrap-up SUBSCRIBE! Insta: @wyltkpodcast_ Cody's Insta: @codyhively Dev's Insta: ypdev_V  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/gnat-empires-159424117?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link

Episode 36: Ghost Murmurs

Welcome back to the pod where we have the professional focus of a squirrel on espresso and the golf scores of people who should probably just stay in the clubhouse. Today, we’re diving into everything from secret chili dog recipes and the tragedy of Spirit Airlines to why Cody and Dev shouldn’t be trusted in an airplane exit row. Grab a PBR and a cold pizza Lunchable—it’s time to get weird.  Episode Breakdown * 00:00 Local Food * 00:46 Shark Tank * 01:33 Podcast Pitch * 02:48 Social Outing * 03:59 Building App * 07:08 Sandler Movies * 09:18 Childhood Myths * 11:15 Flight Safety * 12:35 Budget Airlines * 15:30 AI Pranks * 17:50 Rogan Talk * 20:41 Golf Game * 23:55 Cart Culture * 27:03 Ghost Murmur * 30:00 Financial Status * 31:40 Lunchable Pitch * 35:22 Health Check * 38:50 Injury History * 42:48 Military Betting * 45:50 True Crime * 48:55 Toxic Streamers * 54:15 Content Regulation * 58:24 Legacy Clout * 01:00:00 Final Rant SUBSCRIBE! Insta: @wyltkpodcast_ Cody's Insta: @codyhively Dev's Insta: ypdev_V