24: BIGGER FISH TO FRY

25: RUSSIAN ROULETTE (SEASON 2 FINALE PART 1 )

NOT playing the newly wed game, if country music has a right to exist, The Greatest Movie Ever (Sinners dir. Oscar Winner Ryan Cooler), vaginismus aka chronically tight pussy, JP’s hair routine, Rocky Horror Show on Broadway, anonymous form answers, and not graduating from college.

24: BIGGER FISH TO FRY

JP learning to read, Drag Race drama, substance abuse double standards, surviving the winter storm, the new Tiktok update, the horrors, misandry, playing with a tech deck on Long Island, Youtube University, Sydney Sweeney & Sam Levinson (the stupid motherfuckers), and seeing Sinners in theaters with AMC A-List.

23: POD ALL THE TIME. BARTEND, OCCASIONALLY

Pairs of people that are funnier than us, Malea's reading goals, Harry Styles's return to the light, playing password poorly, which celebrities will not be g**llotined, podcast Oscar, the bar opening imminently, and The Living Lesbian Archive.

22: THIS IS NOT A GLP-1 AD

2026 In's & Out's, why bed rotting isn't real, those gay hockey boys, sitting diagonally from your friends, the strangest things being bad writing and zionism, overconsuming books, and making everything one big farmers market.

21: JP CRIES (NOT CLICKBAIT) ((GENUINELY SAD))

excuses, a recap of the past few months, more excuses, the saddest thing you’ll ever hear in your life, living in zohran mamdani’s new york, Wicked, Dan & Phil, wanting prerecorded ads.