Airtight Poker Night w/ Steph Tolev | Your Mom's House Ep. 869

Your Dad’s House w/ Ryan Sickler | Your Mom's House Ep. 872

SPONSORS: * Look for Mountain Dew in stores near you at https://mountaindew.com [https://mountaindew.com] * Go to https://helixsleep.com/ymh [https://helixsleep.com/ymh] for 20% Off Sitewide * For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://hims.com/YMH [https://hims.com/YMH] * For a limited time, our listeners get 50% off FOR LIFE, Free Shipping, AND 3 Free Gifts at Mars Men at https://Mengotomars.com [https://Mengotomars.com]. Well, Tom is back in the Mommy Dome for the first time since the news, and longtime friend Ryan Sickler is in the chair with him. Tom addresses the divorce head-on: why he and Christina have been recording separately for months, getting the TMZ call, and why nobody "made" Christina go first. He also opens up about the state of his DMs, which include a kindergarten teacher looking to "help each other out" and Ryan's own mother, who, Ryan promises, means Tom can get dicked down in Delaware any time. Tom then opens the show with a dude declaring that anyone who doesn't drink their coffee black is gay, which sends Tom and Ryan into the world of men fighting the internet: a guy debunking AI edits of himself kissing dudes, Daddy Lalogon begging TikTok to stop calling him daddy, and Pastor Manning back at the pulpit with a fresh "get a job" sermon (plus the Suede remix) while the guys debate how many people are actually in that church. Tom also pitches Ryan on the next dads-and-kids trip: a family resort in the Philippines where the giant Hulk statue's fully detailed dick doubles as a pool fountain, and the owner cannot stop posting slow-tilt reveals of it. Tom develops a whole theory about the man's artistic vision and wants to send a YMH field team to get more details. They also spiral into junkyard Instagram where a guy solving car problems with half-sticks of dynamite and another launching full propane tanks out of a cannon. Plus some horrible or hilarious clips and a debate about Catholicism for the ages. Enjoy! Your Mom’s House Ep. 872 https://tomsegura.com/tour [https://tomsegura.com/tour] https://christinap.com/ [https://christinap.com/] https://store.ymhstudios.com [https://store.ymhstudios.com] https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast [https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast] Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:19 - Tom Addresses The Divorce 00:11:04 - Opening Clip: Milk In Your Coffee 00:17:06 - Not Gay It's AI 00:23:18 - Sickler Meets Pastor Manning 00:35:37 - Summer Trip & Guys Blowing Shit Up Online 00:47:30 - The Hulk Is Packing 01:00:19 - Clip: Relapse Blame 01:01:00 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:07:50 - Battle With Catholicism 01:16:10 - Crashing Zoom Meetings 01:19:41 - Ryan Sickler's Special 01:22:15 - Closing Song - "Daddy Lalogon" by Stoner Stag Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

People Changes w/ Duncan Trussell | Your Mom's House Ep. 871

I want to talk about divorce. Christina P holds down the Mommy Dome with Duncan Trussell for the heaviest episode in show history, the divorce episode. Christina addresses it head-on: yes, she and Tom are divorcing after 20 years, no, you don't need to pick teams, and yes, Mommy is ripping darts, drinking wine, and surviving on one Domino's thin crust a day. From there she and Duncan spiral through cancer, TMZ breaking the story while she was in a London pub with Ari Shaffir, and Duncan's own jaw-dropping family divorce story involving a priest and a jammed shotgun. Then they unpack the International Dick Alert and open some DMs: the guy sending "hey" with one extra Y each time, a Puerto Rican gentleman with a generous offer, the PetSmart employee confusing ferrets and flashlights, aquarium romantic Yung Tang Tang, a Brit promising to beat her vaginal fluid into firm egg whites, and a poly couple charging a $250,000 application fee. A suitor hotline is also officially in the works. They also hit Burning Man hygiene, spray tan confessions, and a trip down memory lane through an 80s divorce boom including latchkey summers, dads' apartment complexes, frozen hot dogs, dancing with sailors at the Beef and Barrel, and the porn tapes that raised them. Too late for you, too late for the lamb. Your Mom’s House Ep. 871 https://tomsegura.com/tour [https://tomsegura.com/tour] https://christinap.com/ [https://christinap.com/] https://store.ymhstudios.com [https://store.ymhstudios.com] https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast [https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast] Chapters 00:00:00 - Emotional Intro 00:04:55 - Opening Clip: Bobby Lee Swoops In 00:13:52 - The TMZ International Dick Alert 00:19:31 - The Shadow Of Divorce Trauma 00:30:05 - Duncan's Parents, the Priest & the Shotgun 00:42:38 - What's Real: Grief, Friends & Love 00:59:07 - Single Gal Questions, Horny Hotline, & Reading DM's 01:15:48 - Pet Smart Ferret Guy & More Suitors 01:39:06 - Christina's Curations 02:03:10 - Self Pleasure In Spray Tan Booth 02:07:11 - Old School Porn At Dad's Place 02:17:57 - Latchkey Kids 02:27:37 - Trauma Bonding 02:33:51 - Final Thoughts Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

Let Cops Drink & Drive w/ Matt McCusker | Your Mom's House Ep. 870

SPONSORS: * Visit https://www.sleep.ME/ymh [https://www.sleep.ME/ymh] and never fight with your partner at bedtime again. * Text YMH to 64000 for your 2 free gifts with the purchase of any Pocket Hose Ballistic hose. By Texting 64000, you agree to receive recurring automated marketing messages from Pocket Hose. Message frequency varies and data rates may apply. Text STOP at any time to opt out. Text HELP for additional Information. No purchase required. Terms apply, available at https://PocketHose.com/terms [https://PocketHose.com/terms]. Sup, chomos! Tom Segura welcomes the shaman himself, Matt McCusker of Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast back to the Mommy Dome. Tom opens the show with a clip of a man getting pepper sprayed off a plane sends them down a rabbit hole of taser videos, body cam channels, and sovereign citizens. Matt reveals his wife spent five years as a Philly cop, pulling her gun by week three, and Tom recalls his LAPD ride-along with an officer who answered "which time?" when asked if he'd ever fired his weapon. From there: Anthony Weiner debating his way out of a 3-on-1, why psychology is a fake science, the news that oysters are alive when you eat them, and how the World Cup is really America saying "you're welcome." Plus: a grizzly eats a black bear, a man sexually attracted to forests, a Horrible or Hilarious pool fall for the ages, and Matt's dad discovering Buc-ee's. Enjoy! Your Mom’s House Ep. 870 https://tomsegura.com/tour [https://tomsegura.com/tour] https://christinap.com/ [https://christinap.com/] https://store.ymhstudios.com [https://store.ymhstudios.com] https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast [https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast] Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:55 - Opening Clip: You're Gonna Get Sprayed 00:04:55 - Tasers, Body Cams & Sovereign Citizens 00:08:52 - Matt's Wife Was Philly PD 00:14:33 - The Ride-Along Cop Who Killed Four People 00:18:27 - Taser Clips 00:24:19 - Trolling Telemarketers 00:30:51 - Pastor Manning 00:37:04 - Elite Debaters & Anthony Weiner 00:45:31 - Clip: Sexually Attracted To Forrests 00:47:11 - Animal Violence 00:51:54 - Welcome To USA 00:56:22 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:05:26 - World Cup 01:12:21 - Closing Song - "Cool Guy Megamix" by Fart Simpson Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

Airtight Poker Night w/ Steph Tolev | Your Mom's House Ep. 869

Christina P is back touring! Check her out in Chicago September 18th and 19th. Get your tickets at https://christinap.com/pages/tour-dates [https://christinap.com/pages/tour-dates] SPONSORS: * For simple, online access to personalized and affordable care for Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://hims.com/YMH [https://hims.com/YMH] That's https://hims.com/YMH [https://hims.com/YMH] for your free online visit. * Head to https://factormeals.com/ymh50off [https://factormeals.com/ymh50off] and use code ymh50off to get 50 percent off and free daily greens per box, with new subscription only, while supplies last until 09/27/2026. (See website for more details). * Try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to https://quo.com/YMH [https://quo.com/YMH]. Sup, chomos! This week, Tom Segura holds down the Mommy Dome with Steph Tolev, host of Steph Infection, produced right here at YMH Studios, and the proud owner of a brand new American citizenship. They open with a man being lowered off a New York City bus screaming "fuck your family," which spirals into roid-rage belchers on airplanes and a "NOT GUILTY!" TikTok attorney whose very satisfied client was charged with luring a minor into his vehicle. Then a listener letter from a self-described 30-year slut recounts the guys' card night that went airtight, and Tom and Steph break down the hygiene logistics nobody at that poker table considered. From there, Tom explains how a chance run-in with his old helicopter instructor ended his flying lessons for good, and Steph talks about her white fuzzy dog, and her daily walking schedule. Along the way they get into Pastor Manning's problem with blacks, a Thailand massage confession, plus Tom and Steph's combined résumé of ugly castings: Steph booking Skittles' "Ugly Princess," not fitting into the Spanx at a Bud Light fitting, and Tom's thumbs landing a Sony commercial. Plus: a homeless man shoots his shot, a man with a solid wall of 45 identical teeth, Steph's fiancé Jefferson shits the couch, the Tickle Monster nearly gets an old man killed, and Bulgaria fails to qualify for the World Cup. Enjoy! Your Mom’s House Ep. 869 https://tomsegura.com/tour [https://tomsegura.com/tour] https://christinap.com/ [https://christinap.com/] https://store.ymhstudios.com [https://store.ymhstudios.com] https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast [https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast] Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:00 - 2 Bears 5K, Blowjob Knees, & Big Noses 00:09:25 - Opening Clip: Disabled Traffic Jam 00:13:16 - Not Guilty! The Pervert's Attorney 00:18:39 - Airtight Poker Night 00:23:37 - Helicopter Crashes 00:32:14 - Pastor Manning 00:37:04 - Spa & Casting Stories 00:45:58 - Kinky Unc 00:50:21 - Great Wall Of Teeth 00:53:26 - Elevator Fart Prank 00:55:54 - Sabertooth Singles & Monster Mouth 01:00:49 - Public Pranks 01:07:39 - Closing Song - "Planes Trains and Dad Boners" by Jayzeus Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]

Tripping For 7 Days Straight w/ Dave Landau | Your Mom's House Ep. 868

Become a paid channel member of YMH to get Your Mom’s House episodes one day early and AD-FREE here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYIgiXwJck_Pb5Nj-wIrsqg/join] SPONSORS: -Ready to upgrade your home for way less? Head to https://www.wayfair.com [https://www.wayfair.com/] right now to shop all things home and get your space ready for less. -Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code YMH at https://BlueChew.com [https://bluechew.com/] -Go to https://helixsleep.com/ymh [https://helixsleep.com/ymh] for 27% Off Sitewide — Exclusive for listeners of Your Mom's House. -Start your free trial at https://SHOPIFY.COM/ymh [https://shopify.com/ymh] On this week's episode, Main Mommy Christina P holds down the fart with stand-up comic Dave Landau. He's the perfect co-captain to match our dark and twisted-ness, starting with a shared love of David Lynch. After a brief interruption of a staff member (male) in short shorts, Dave recounts his trippy days totaling in approx. 400 hits. Kids these days will never understand. Christina introduces Dave to some Cool Guys and Gals including, but not limited to, a CPAP monster, a pirate, and a guy that looks eerily similar to Robin Williams in Toys. Wrapping up the episode with Christina's TikTok Curations, Dave and Christina take a few detours into closeted celebrities (shout out George Michael) and hidden toilet cams. Your Mom’s House Ep. 868 https://tomsegura.com/tour [https://tomsegura.com/tour] https://christinap.com/ [https://christinap.com/] https://store.ymhstudios.com [https://store.ymhstudios.com/] https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast [https://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast] Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:16 - Short Shorts 00:09:48 - Opening Clip 00:15:42 - Trippy Dave 00:27:15 - Kids These Days are Screwed 00:34:51 - CPAP 00:42:04 - Pazsitzky Effects 00:45:29 - Closeted Celebs 00:55:31 - Christina's Curations 01:06:09 - Worst Cigs 01:14:08 - Hidden Toilet Cams 01:22:27 - Closing Song: Cool Girls Club By Versace Kolache Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices [https://megaphone.fm/adchoices]