2 DJs 1 HOUSE

This week: Massive round heads, Barclay poops himself every day, everyone’s mum  loves Dale, man throws up on Barclay, controversial food debates,  avocados are wank, Margaret Bellend and her mourning bees, Barclay  struggles to talk, we have totally lost our marbles, having a hernia and  catching corona whilst living in China, weird facts about the human  body, Barclay’s Shitty Music Facts, George Clinton and Bill Bush, 9  terrible funny jokes, crashing a small boat into a big boat by accident. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

This Week:  What  type of penis would you be?, Barclay the chode, funny backgrounds,  covid orgies in Belgium, intriguing royal family facts, the real reason  The Queen carries a handbag, the Queen loves kettles, the Royals  secretly rob people in Balaclavas, Steve the whale, the strange way the  Queen wakes up every morning, you can get paid to wear the Queen’s  shoes, naughty Prince Andrew covid joke, people we hate at the cinema,  Barclay’s shitty music facts, Dale buys Barclay a video game and it goes  horribly wrong.  About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

This week: 2021 starts on zoom, crazy dogs and a lion pooping in a litter tray, Barclay’s Christmas present from Michael Jackson’s drummer, Dale text his Aunty to tell her he wants to eat Poo, Browen is rubbish at quizzes, Barclay’s sexy chat up lines, 31 interesting facts but only 6 of them are interesting, Dale can’t speak properly, Barclay’s mum’s dildo on Mars, I’ve never seen a fish ride a bike, don’t go to the tropics, Barclay can’t speak properly, Dale makes bat sex noises, Barclay’s shitty music facts, scatman Dale , Dale is a huge Katy Perry fan, we love cake, counselling for Take That fans, Justin Bieber suicide party, don’t diss Asda, ending on a “biggun” Dale can’t poo, Barclay’s puppy has a tragic ending.  About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.

END OF YEAR STARTS HERE: 8:41 DESCRIPTION: Christmas Section: Coco-Pops Master, A Christmas welcoming, recording a Christmas song in a freezing room, Wizzard Wood lives with his Mum and Dad, half of the world is sick of hearing 'Merry Christmas Everybody', arguing with yourself in the mirror, only performing for booze, Rudolf has chronic alcoholism, driving home to Middlesbrough in a Mini, when was the last time George Michael had a beard?, listening to every single episode of the Podcast in a day. End Of Year Special: The best question Dale's asked Barclay this year, Barclay's brain spews shit, 2020 has been odd, Barclay started a business where he hovers over horses with little nipples, we always talk about animals and nipples, mistaking Ariana Grande with ravioli, Barclay's most embarrassing moment at a concert, the most boring thing we did this year, our weirdest episode titles, we have a thing for elephants, can Barclay still finger the piano?, shouting shit at each other, our terrible singing voices, when Dale discovered how to measure a horse, Barclay's best shitty music facts this year, who has the largest nipples in all of the land?, the time Barclay took Dale on a date, why does Barclay kiss his food?, our favourite moment of 2020, evidence we're losing our minds, the time Barclay got knocked out by Dolly Parton, our favourite ending of the year, the almost-criminal ending we made, heartwarming message to the listeners, strapping ourselves to rockets to go out with a bang.

This week: Tastebuds on my butthole, there’s a kitten in the house, a little ringly dingly noise, Barclay hasn’t bathed for 6 months, covid crust, Dale’s really bad dad jokes, don’t “K” me! Labracadabrador, melting igloos, festive true stories, Sidney is a boys name, Barclay’s shitty music facts, Barclay can’t talk, unauthorised juice, sweaty homeless juices, shit tattoos, Barclay’s sexy chat up lines, Dale can’t stop picking on Barclay, shopping for a christmas tree ends tragically. About us: Dale Pendlebury & Barclay Wood are 2 DJ/Producers that love house music.