372 Pages We'll Never Get Back

Don’t be a Dylan, support the podcast on Patreon! https://patreon.com/372pages Follow us on TikTok [https://tiktok.com/@372pages/]! Look, Cap is a ghost. Or a specter. Or a haint, or something old-timey, and Tater is clearly either dead or in another realm (full disclosure: that is Mike’s guess. Conor has other theories) but no matter what realm we’re in, this much does not change: Miles is a dumb ass. And he likes kissing. Tasting and kissing. But mostly kissing. Does Mike do well at Real or Fanfic? Well, we wish we could center justify this text as a clue, but Patreon doesn’t allow it. I think the larger point is that he likes orange juice. READING ASSIGNMENT: Please. Read. Through. Chapter 22.

Support the podcast on Patreon [https://patreon.com/372pages], where you get access to the complete 280 archive, every episode a week early, and other fun stuff! https://patreon.com/372pages [https://patreon.com/372pages] Join us once again in Batshitcrazytown, USA, aka Idaville, where Encyclopedia Brown is attempting to solve a case that initially appears to be an attempted murder, but fortunately only ends up beating a savage beating during a home invasion. How many rich people live in Idaville and just how rich are they? Maybe we’ll find out more in this episode, which features one of Donald J Sobal’s most excrutiating ‘solutions’ thus far.

Support the podcast on Patreon [https://patreon.com/372pages], where you get to hear everything before everybody else and get a bunch of stuff we only post there! https://patreon.com/372pages [https://patreon.com/372pages ] Get the book here (affiliate link): https://amzn.to/4kKujs4 [https://amzn.to/4kKujs4] Ah, a fresh author, a fresh book, a new start; meeting new characters, exciting new locat– wait. What? Half the chapters are center justified?! And half the words in those chapters are “Rachel”?! And fully half of the characters have distinct odors and / or flavors? Ok… Let’s read through Ugly Love. READING ASSIGNMENT: All the way through Chapter 15

Hear the full 280 Mysteries archive on our Patreon [http://patreon.com/372pages]: patreon.com/372pages [http://patreon.com/372pages] Craig Finn of The Hold Steady joins our little podcast and the results are nothing short of spectacular. His new book and his upcoming tour with Bob Mould of Hüsker Dü are of course discussed (and Mike somehow refrained from telling him the story of how Hüsker Dü’s Grant Hart and he once emptied garbage cans together…) BUT more importantly, he is presented with an Encyclopedia Brown mystery and it’s everything you’d want it to be. Even bigger news. I mean, huge, can’t-be-overstated news: he settles a very long time musical feud between Conor and Mike. It does not go how either one of them expected. Get Craig’s new album Always Been and the companion book Lousy With Ghosts here [https://orcd.co/cf-ab?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email] Check out his podcast That’s How I Remember It [https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/thats-how-i-remember-it/id1626880641] Subscribe to his Substack [https://steadycraig.substack.com/]

Support the podcast on Patreon [https://patreon.com/372pages], where they found out what the book was a week ago! https://patreon.com/372pages [https://patreon.com/372pages] It’s been 32 books, but it’s finally time for us to learn what the most popular author on the planet, Colleen Hoover is all about. This book is “Ugly Love” which has about as many reviews on Goodreads as every book we’ve covered on the podcast combined. Despite the fact that it is, by all accounts, not very good. And yes, at least one of us is already familiar with that passage from it… We’ll discuss CoHo and the CoHorts and then Conor challenges Mike to a Price Is Right style game based on our back catalog’s popularity on Goodreads. Assignment: Read thru Chapter 8 Get the book here (affiliate link): https://amzn.to/4kKujs4 [https://amzn.to/4kKujs4] List of 372 Pages books on Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/list/show/135754.372_Pages_We_ll_Never_Get_Back [https://www.goodreads.com/list/show/135754.372_Pages_We_ll_Never_Get_Back]