372 Pages We'll Never Get Back

280 Mysteries Ep 17 – The Case of the Hard Luck Boy

https://www.patreon.com/372pages Obviously you’re all thinking, “Donald Sobel wrote an Encyclopedia Brown Mystery about the 1993 Georgia Satellites song?! Weird. But very intriguing!” Sadly, no. This was written eight years prior to its release. The solution is utter madness.

372 Pages #197 – 2025 Cozy Book Buffet

We went over some of the thousands and thousands of cozy mysteries out there before deciding on OWL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS [https://amzn.to/3Y4t0Kp] as our 2025 cozy. Revisit the contenders!https://www.patreon.com/372pages

372 Pages #196 – Deception Point Ep 4 – Corky Coats Himself in His Own WHAT?!*

https://www.patreon.com/372pages Support the podcast on Patreon [https://patreon.com/372pages], where you can hear our latest 280 Mysteries with special guest Dan Deacon, and be the first to learn what book is next! https://patreon.com/372pages [https://patreon.com/372pages] This is it, the final episode of Dan Brown’s Deception Point, a book so dumb it raises (lowers?) the level at which a 372 book can be labelled as “dumb.” It’s entire galaxies of dumb-ness. The list of things dumber than it is very small. Dumb and Dumber contains less than a third of the dumbness as this book. There was a lot to talk about here, not the least of which is the “gorge of teeth” that came at one of the Delta sisters (I assume they were a trio of dancing triplets, the book never explicitly says.) *”Prize-winning astrophysicist Corky Marlinson….Corky Marlinson was as brilliant and respected as they came… Marlinson’s ideas on gravitational fields were legendary among NRO satellite engineers.”

280 Mysteries Ep 16 – The Case of the Wounded Dog

Pigs are stolen. Gooses killed, gutted, de-feathered, roasted over spits and eaten by drifters. And, evidently, dogs are wounded. Idaville’s an odd place. Can Mike crack the case?! Listen to the complete 280 Mysteries archive on our Patreon [http://patreon.com/372pages]! patreon.com/372pages [http://patreon.com/372pages] https://www.patreon.com/372pages

372 Pages #195 – Deception Point Ep 3 – Conor Admits to Performing Rocket Man!

Support the podcast on Patreon [https://patreon.com/372pages]where you get every episode a week early, plus access to every 280 Mysteries episode! https://patreon.com/372pages [https://patreon.com/372pages ] Find out how this book compares to the works of Tolstoy, Virginia Woolf and Rush. And while you’re at it, follow the exploits of Hot Sexton and her father Senator Sexton Sedgewick. Does triple PhD Dr. Marlinson get his tongue caught in an old timey clothes wringer?! You’ll have to listen to find out. Track Mike’s results on Real or Fanfic and get a load of the Dumb Sentences of the Week.