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Dirty Little Secret: I Get Away With This Every Night

6 min · 22 de may de 2026
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What if your job paid you to do almost nothing… would you take advantage of it? In this surprisingly funny (and slightly risky) Dirty Little Secret, one listener admits he’s been living what sounds like a dream job… but it might not be as harmless as it seems. He works overnight security for a major company, where his job is to keep watch over a massive property. The problem? Nothing ever happens. And somehow… he’s never been caught. As Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh react in real time, the conversation quickly turns into a debate: Listen now for a Dirty Little Secret that’s equal parts hilarious and questionable — and decide for yourself: Is he smart… or setting himself up to get caught? Don’t forget to subscribe, leave a review, and share with someone who’s ever had a job where they thought… “Do I really need to be here?” See omnystudio.com/listener [https://omnystudio.com/listener] for privacy information.

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