Bridge from Nowhere

In which Lou learns how to store farts for the winter, Jamie teaches us about the miracle of Animatronics at the Rainforest Cafe, and Andy reveals the bombshell development that will shape his future and the future of our podcast.

Behold! We found The Lost Episode deep within the bowels of Andy's Packard-Bell laptop among thousands of photos of gibbons. We talk about Jamie's adventures in human drug testing! Andy wipes up after himself after he decides to perform a "cleanse"!

We enjoy foreign biscuits which help us with self-pleasure urges, discuss the pros and cons of eating 5 massive hot dogs in one sitting, Lou invents the masturb-o-meter, we ask what the worst service animal would be, and Jamie attends Alaska Storage Wars! * Alaska Airlines policy on service animals [http://www.newsminer.com/news/local_news/alaska-airlines-emotional-animal-policy-bans-snakes-but-permits-miniature/article_d26270c4-46c9-11e8-bef8-37e282b987ef.html] * Storage auctions on the rise in Alaska [https://www.adn.com/business-economy/2018/03/30/storage-auctions-are-on-the-rise-auctioneers-say-as-more-alaskans-cant-make-rent-payments/] * The weirdo history of graham crackers! [http://nowiknow.com/the-curious-history-of-graham-crackers-and-corn-flakes/]

She's back from international travels -- The Ayatollah of Assahola! Our beloved Doctor Poo herself - Marissa Capito!! We will talk poo with her of course, focusing on amazing Japanese toilets. Also we will try strange snack foods, talk about junker modifications, and reveal what we wouldn't eat. How to use a Japanese toilet. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcJG6DcVGJE]

SO ANGRY! The three chimps hurl their poo at you. Also they talk about the absolutely bizarre sex life of ducks, all their stupid junker cars, and how Andy is a vapor-rider. Lou makes an owl pellet out of dog jerky and Jamie makes a birder cry. Also, the tale of Nigel, the loneliest Albatross (actually a Gannet.) * Nigel the Gannet [https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/02/02/nigel-lonely-gannet-dies-island-surrounded-concrete-birds/] * Ballistic Duck Penises and Corkscrew Vaginas [http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/notrocketscience/2009/12/22/ballistic-penises-and-corkscrew-vaginas-the-sexual-battles-of-ducks/#.WszMHy7wa70]