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OpenAI Loses Its Enterprise Architect — Again

Barrett Zoph is out at OpenAI for the second time, and the timing couldn't be worse. Plus chips, backdoors, and a daring satellite rescue. • Barret Zoph is out at OpenAI again after just five months Barret Zoph has left OpenAI for the second time, departing just five months after rejoining in January 2026 as the company's head of enterprise AI sales. • Valve is so behind on Steam Controller orders that some won’t ship until 2027 Valve's new Steam Controller is so in-demand that new reservations made today won't ship until 2027, nearly two years after the product's May 2026 launch. • You can now use the Game Boy Camera with your phone Epilogue has launched a new mobile app called Flashback that lets you use the iconic Game Boy Camera with your iPhone or Android phone via the $50 GB Operator accessory — no actual Game Boy required. • The US says ASML’s top chip tool may be in China. ASML says it isn’t The US government claims one of ASML's restricted EUV chip-making machines may have illegally reached China, but ASML flatly denies it and says the government has yet to show any evidence — to the press or to ASML itself. • Telegram ban in India sparks a rush to VPNs, rival apps India's week-long Telegram ban over NEET exam fraud triggered a massive surge in VPN downloads and rival messaging app installs, with daily VPN downloads jumping 49% to 208,000 on the day the restriction was announced. • Source: Elastic agrees to buy CRV-backed DeductiveAI for up to $85M Enterprise search giant Elastic is acquiring AI bug-detection startup DeductiveAI for up to $85 million, just two years after the startup was founded and roughly 18 months after its $7.5M seed round. • A bold satellite rescue mission came together in record time, but will it work? NASA awarded startup Katalyst Space Technologies a $30 million contract to build and launch a rescue satellite in under a year to save the 20-year-old Swift astronomy observatory from falling out of orbit — and they actually pulled it off in time. • Microsoft discovers new lightweight backdoor that steals cryptocurrency Microsoft has identified a new self-propagating worm called Crypto Clipper that spreads via USB drives, silently stealing cryptocurrency wallet credentials and hijacking clipboard addresses to redirect payments to attackers. • FDA advisors unanimously vote to approve Moderna's mRNA after agency drama FDA advisors voted 9-0 to recommend approval of Moderna's mRNA flu vaccine mFlusiva, which showed 27% better efficacy than standard flu shots — despite a Trump official's earlier attempt to block it from even being reviewed. • 2026 Post-Spring College Football Bowl Projections: Full list of matchups, playoff predictions Early bowl projections for the 2026 college football season are out following spring practices, offering a first look at potential playoff matchups and bowl game pairings before a single regular-season snap is taken. • Taylor Swift Wrote ‘Toy Story’ Son

RAMageddon: Why AI Is About to Make Your iPhone Cost More

A RAM shortage fueled by AI is pushing iPhone prices toward $1,299. Plus: Midjourney builds ultrasounds, and NASA picks Eric Schmidt's rocket for Mars. • Midjourney goes from generating cat images to full-body ultrasound scans Midjourney, best known for its AI image generator, has unveiled a full-body ultrasound scanner it claims could rival MRI quality — and plans to debut it inside a San Francisco spa by end of 2027. • Tim Cook says RAM expenses are ‘unsustainable’ and Apple is going to raise prices Apple CEO Tim Cook says memory price increases are 'unsustainable' and that Apple will raise prices across its product lineup, driven by a global RAM and storage shortage fueled by AI data center demand. • VSCO launches Studio Pro mobile photo editing app and plans $500 per year subscription VSCO has launched Studio Pro, a new professional mobile photo editing app for iOS, and plans to roll out a $500-per-year all-in-one subscription bundle called VSCO One later this month to compete directly with Adobe Creative Cloud. • NASA picks Eric Schmidt’s rocket company for Mars mission, setting up a race with SpaceX NASA has selected Relativity Space, the rocket startup now run by former Google chair Eric Schmidt, to build and launch a Mars orbiter called Aeolus by 2028 — potentially making it the first private company to reach the Red Planet. • How to turn off AI in your Google Docs Google Docs is now auto-displaying Gemini AI pop-ups that interrupt your workflow, but there are two ways to disable them — one quick fix and one nuclear option. • AI is hurting Apple in more ways than one: it may force iPhone price increases Apple CEO Tim Cook is warning that AI-driven memory chip shortages — dubbed 'RAMageddon' — will force price increases across iPhone, Mac, and iPad product lines, with the next iPhone Pro potentially costing up to $270 more. • Hulk, Punisher join Peter Parker in Spider-Man: Brand New Day trailer Sony has dropped a new trailer for Spider-Man: Brand New Day, the first Spider-Man film in five years, set for a July 31, 2026 release and featuring a mutating Peter Parker facing an invisible threat alongside Hulk and the Punisher. • Second carcass-eating fly species cleared by FDA for maggot wound therapy The FDA has cleared a second fly species for maggot wound therapy, giving Singapore-based Cuprina Holdings exclusive FDA clearance for both species used in the treatment and a potential edge in the global biosurgery market. • Sooner than expected? Useful quantum error correction promised for 2028. Amazon and quantum startup QuEra are promising a useful, error-corrected quantum computer called Libra by 2028 — potentially years ahead of most industry estimates — while Quantinuum publishes new technical details on its trapped ion Helios system in Nature. • Southeast Michigan facing another day of potentially severe weather on Wednesday Southeast Michigan is bracing for a second consecutive day of potentially

Anthropic Beats OpenAI and Gets Punished For It

Anthropic just topped OpenAI in enterprise AI — then the Trump admin forced it to pull its best models. Plus Android 17 drops and SpaceX passes Amazon. • The Complete Calvin and Hobbes is a great last-minute Father’s Day gift With Father's Day approaching, The Complete Calvin and Hobbes three-volume hardcover set is on sale for $89.48 on Amazon — 60% off its original $225 price and the lowest it's ever been listed. • All the latest news on Android 17, Wear OS 7, and Android XR Google has officially rolled out Android 17 to Pixel phones, bringing floating app windows, foldable gaming controls, and a Handoff-like feature, while Wear OS 7 launches with Live Updates and 10% better battery life ahead of new Android XR smart glasses this fall. • Android 17 arrives on Pixel phones today Google has begun rolling out Android 17 to Pixel phones today as part of its June Pixel Drop, with other manufacturers expected to follow throughout 2026. The update's headline feature is Bubbles — floating app windows accessible via long press. • Anthropic’s latest feud with the Trump admin may actually help it, sales data suggests Anthropic just had its best-ever month for business adoption, surpassing OpenAI in market share for the first time — then immediately got pulled into a fresh White House fight that forced it to yank its most powerful AI models from the market. • Apple plans to change its Hide My Email privacy feature that could make it less effective Apple is moving its Hide My Email feature to a new '@private.icloud.com' domain, making anonymous email addresses easily identifiable and blockable by apps and websites. • SpaceX valuation balloons to $2.6T, briefly passes Amazon SpaceX briefly surpassed Amazon to become the fifth most valuable company in the world this week, with its valuation spiking to $2.9 trillion just days after its historic IPO, before settling back down. • Trump admin tries to block Clean Air Act lawsuit over xAI's gas turbines The Trump administration's DOJ is trying to dismiss an NAACP Clean Air Act lawsuit against Elon Musk's xAI, arguing that 57 unpermitted gas turbines powering the Grok AI system are exempt because they support national security and military operations. • Year of free HPE software a “step in the correct direction” in VMware rivalry HPE is offering its VM Essentials virtualization software free for up to one year, positioning it as a direct alternative to Broadcom's increasingly expensive VMware platform. • Cockroaches scurry around with thousands of pieces of bacterial genomes A new study found that cockroach genomes are riddled with hundreds to thousands of fragments of bacterial DNA, challenging the long-held assumption that horizontal gene transfer is rare in multicellular animals. • Backlog hit highest level since 2023, but confidence fell Construction backlog hit a nearly three-year high of 9.1 months in May, but contractor confidence still fell — and the data center building boom i

The Government Can Pull AI Offline Now — And No One's Talking About It

The U.S. just forced Anthropic's models offline with no court order and no real explanation. This is a power grab, and you need to understand it. • After resurrecting an iconic PC brand, Commodore is getting into flip phones Commodore — the iconic PC brand resurrected by retro gaming YouTuber Christian Simpson in 2025 — is launching a nostalgia-driven flip phone called the Callback 8020, priced starting at $499 and designed to pull users away from smartphone overload. • Inside the fight over Claude Mythos 5 The Trump administration ordered Anthropic to shut down its powerful new Claude Mythos 5 and Fable 5 AI models for all foreign nationals after a reported jailbreak, sending CEO Dario Amodei and a team of executives rushing to Washington over the weekend to fight the directive. • Facebook’s new AI Mode search gets its info from public posts Meta has launched 'AI Mode' in Facebook search, powered by its Muse Spark AI model, which generates answers drawn from publicly posted content across Meta's platforms rather than returning traditional links. • Malaysia’s AI agent-powered messaging app Respond.io raises $62.5M, eyes acquisitions Malaysian AI messaging startup Respond.io has raised a $62.5 million Series B to expand its customer conversation management platform, which processes 2 billion messages per quarter and is already profitable. • Sundar Pichai faces boos, walkout at Stanford graduation ceremony over Google’s Israel, ICE ties Google CEO Sundar Pichai was booed and faced a walkout of roughly 200 students during his commencement speech at Stanford University over Google's $1.2 billion Project Nimbus contract with the Israeli military and its ties to ICE. • The US government’s Anthropic models ban was never about an AI jailbreak The U.S. Commerce Department forced Anthropic to pull its top two AI models offline via an export control directive, and cybersecurity experts say the move was retaliatory rather than a legitimate national security response to an AI jailbreak. • Key mission for Europe's commercial space enterprise scrubbed again European rocket startup Isar Aerospace scrubbed yet another launch attempt of its Spectrum rocket Monday due to anomalies in the vehicle's fluid systems, marking the fourth failed launch attempt in five months. • Heart protection from COVID shots remains amid updates, study finds A study of over 1 million VA patients found the 2024-2025 COVID-19 vaccine reduces major cardiovascular events by 38%, with the strongest benefits for adults over 75 and those with underlying conditions. • UK to ban social media for kids under 16, may impose overnight curfews The UK government announced a full social media ban for children under 16, covering platforms like TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube, with rules expected to take effect in spring 2027 and financial penalties for non-compliant platforms. • Tutor Perini lands $652M Guam military base project Construction giant Tutor Perini has secured a

Hennigan's Huddle — June 15, 2026

Hennigan's Huddle for 2026-06-15