Dirty Deeds & Thunder Thieves Podcast

Also known as: the Episode Sami Goes Missing and we all thought she died but it turned out she's okay but we're going to leave out that 40 minute segment of us trying to find her. The party makes friends with some very pleasant and accommodating tree people. Baba gets assistance from her most special friend, Canadian wife, and alternate universe counterpart Ray to bring terror upon our innocent listeners. For better or worse, the party reaches their goal. Whether or not they'll regret it is to be seen. ----more---- Soundtrack for this episode: Theme by Gerard Smith [https://soundcloud.com/gerardsmith/roll-21-theme] Tabletop Audio [https://tabletopaudio.com/]: Shelter from the Storm, Forest Day, Forest Night, The Feywild, Temple of the Eye, Barren Wasteland, Haunted Ballad of the Treeple: Baba's Beautiful Wonderful Amazing Canadian Trophy wife Dungeons And Dragons by Alexander Nakarada | Serpent Sound Studios [https://dirtycast.podbean.com/dirtycast/episode/%20https:/www.serpentsoundstudios.com/]Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

This episode Baba makes a lot of unfortunate noises. The party keeps getting ready to attend Ardeep Forest's first ever Celebration of Suffering. They're gettin goin. Puttin their pants on one leg at a time. Those that wear pants. Is the NPC in the poster as important as her presence in the poster leads on? Yes. In my heart. ----more---- Travel mechanics ruthlessly cannibalized from Ghost of Saltmarsh, and Draco Hombrew's very handy City and Wild supplement [https://www.reddit.com/r/UnearthedArcana/comments/aefb41/city_and_wild_20_the_stores_and_alchemy_update/]! Guess how often I remember to use them throughout this adventure! Also used was Terrlen's Ardeep Forest Maps & Guide [https://www.dmsguild.com/product/198327/Ardeep-Forest-Maps--Guide]! As usual I scavenged/changed what I wanted from it, however this is a solid little set of maps and helpful information. Soundtrack for this episode: Theme by Gerard Smith [https://soundcloud.com/gerardsmith/roll-21-theme] Tabletop Audio [https://tabletopaudio.com/]: Shelter from the Storm, Forest Day, Middle Earth Dawn, Forest Night, Elven Glade, Secret Garden, Royal Court Realm Nighttime, by PeriTune | PeriTune [http://peritune.com]Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/] Dungeons And Dragons by Alexander Nakarada | Serpent Sound Studios [/dirtycast/episode/%20https:/www.serpentsoundstudios.com/]Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

A slow cozy slide back into things with a chill and casual episode. Where have we been? Don't worry about it. Your family heirlooms are fine. Don't worry about it. It's cool. Everything you own is exactly where you left it. In this episode Rahka and Sakaria somehow commit more acts of terror. Ivuaz's says his first swear, and his new situation is considered, but everyone decides not to worry about it for now. The party also deals with some land lord related crimes before Stu reveals the magic of Druid Nachos. ----more---- Soundtrack for this episode: Theme by Gerard Smith [https://soundcloud.com/gerardsmith/roll-21-theme] Tabletop Audio [https://tabletopaudio.com/]: Country Village, Docks District, Elegant Dinner Party, Royal Court Dungeons And Dragons by Alexander Nakarada | Serpent Sounds Studios [https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com]Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Welcome to the most cursed episode that tried to kill us behind the scenes more than once! Who knew one feral audio file could be almost be stronger than a whole pack of humans. Rude boy Huga gets a lesson in...something from Boy Band while everyone waits for Alf. Ivuaz gets a lesson in people. He learns nothing. Feelings and family are discussed, and the party makes plans for the future. ----more---- Soundtrack for this episode: Theme by Gerard Smith [https://soundcloud.com/gerardsmith/roll-21-theme] Tabletop Audio [https://tabletopaudio.com/]: RavenPuff Common, Antiquarian Study, Secret Garden, Waterkeep

OH SHIT OH FUCK OH MY GOD OH NO SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK THEY HAVE SUCH TERRIBLE JUDGEMENT ON THEIR OWN NOW THEY'RE TOGETHER WITH NO ONE TO STOP THEM FUCK ----more---- Soundtrack for this episode: Theme by Gerard Smith [https://soundcloud.com/gerardsmith/roll-21-theme] Tabletop Audio [https://tabletopaudio.com/]: Los Vangeles 3030, RavenPuff Common, Antiquarian Study, Middle Earth Dawn, Medieval Library, Medieval Town, Secret Garden, The Feywild, Elven Glade, and Waterkeep A Peaceful Sanctuary, The Anomaly, by Tristan Lohengrin | https://www.tristanlohengrin.com [https://www.tristanlohengrin.com] Drops and The Ocean, by Savfk https://www.youtube.com/savfkmusic [https://www.youtube.com/savfkmusic] Realm Nighttime, by PeriTune | http://peritune.com [http://peritune.com/] Ancient Trials, by VGM Mark H | https://soundcloud.com/user-656562764 [https://soundcloud.com/user-656562764] Local Forecast – Elevator, by Kevin MacLeod https://incompetech.com/ [https://incompetech.com/] The Old Pumpkin Patch by Darren-Curtis | https://soundcloud.com/desperate-measurez [https://soundcloud.com/desperate-measurez] Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com [https://www.free-stock-music.com/] Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported Licensehttps://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/deed.en_US [https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/deed.en_US] Music promoted by https://www.free-stock-music.com Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0) https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Additional Fun Audio: Door Open Close, by amholma https://freesound.org/s/344360/ [https://freesound.org/s/344360/] METAL Screech by metrostock99 https://freesound.org/s/147069/ [https://freesound.org/s/147069/] Super cool jobs that were available: Vicious Vandals Someone’s been vandalizing Wand noble family’s crypts. Torlyn Wands is paying 15 Gold, or 15 Gold’s worth of rare books, to whoever can catch them in the act and bring them to the City Watch. The City Watch will provide a receipt upon their confession, and once said receipt is turned over Torlyn will provide the gold. Brogalag has written notes on exactly where the crypts are located. Signage Sabotage The Scrivener’s, Scribes, & Clerk’s Guild will not abide this harassment any longer! Our lovingly crafted signs--abducted and tampered with! With no evidence of this sloppy craftsman’s origins, we are forced to seek outside help to stop this abuse of our innocent letterwork. We offer 10 Gold for whoever can end our literal torment. Polonious is a Tit City Watch Sergeant Polonious Puvucen is an insufferable tit and I won’t abide him leaving offensive “lawn gnomes” in my rock garden any longer! I’m offering 5 gold for whoever can prove he’s doing it. Knybbnudur Padopwom Kuben Copper Cup is Looking for Bouncers The illustrious Copper Cup is interested in hiring a new bouncer! We’re paying a silver per hour for entry level workers, and a gold per hour for trained bouncers with references. The address shows the Copper Cup sits right on the border of the Dock Ward and the Southern Ward, though is technically in the Dock Ward. Waterdeep Fish Heist Some fiend, not Ember she’s our perfect angel, is stealing fish in the night and leaving the guts. Steal the fish, fine. The ocean’s got more. But why leave the guts? This rudeness will not go unpunished. We’re offering 1 Gold to whoever catches this menace. Another 5 if you discourage them from doing it again. Payment for this will be given upon the two month anniversary of no fish guts on our door.