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On the Show: 💩 The Breakfast Bandit BlunderA guy tries to enjoy a chill Burger King lunch, but a suspicious cop launches an entire investigation because he might have said “breakfast.” A reminder that in America, fast food confusion can lead to canine units. 🦇 Bat in Mouth, Bills in HandA woman accidentally eats part […] The post Sex Hungry Bitch Vs. Board Of Education [https://distortedview.com/2025/08/01/sex-hungry-bitch-vs-board-of-education/] first appeared on Distorted View Daily [https://distortedview.com].

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On Today’s Episode: Plus: 💥 Listen Now 📅 Date: Monday, July 28, 2025 🔒 Bonus segment for Sideshow freaks drops later today! 🎧 Sideshow sign-up: ⁠distortedview.com⁠ 📞 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 📬 Email: ⁠show@distortedview.com⁠ 💰 Support: ⁠Patreon.com/DistortedView Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Pummel Me, Bro: Alpha Male Homoerotic Hug Fights [https://distortedview.com/2025/07/28/pummel-me-bro-alpha-male-homoerotic-hug-fights/] first appeared on Distorted View Daily [https://distortedview.com].

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I’ve got a Best-Of show to hold you over until today’s new episode drops in the afternoon! Segments 1. Opening News Story: Local News Anchor Eats Cat Vomit 2. Main Topics 3. Listener Voicemails Quote: “Honestly, ladies, you gotta be pretty fucking special to be considered jerk-off material in this day and age.” Caller 1: […] The post The 1987 Penis Pump Buyers Guide [https://distortedview.com/2025/07/25/the-1987-penis-pump-buyers-guide/] first appeared on Distorted View Daily [https://distortedview.com].