Dollspace

Finally we hear from the elusive LUKE. Sorry this is a shorter one, we simply have no time anymore!!! I, for one, can't wait for Sam's return. It just ain't the same with out my fellow MAMA. And y'all know I'm not bringing the same kookiness to the descriptions. She is the backbone of this whole operation. Though I did learn to edit this week so that's a win. Oh no, don't tell Sam that. She might make me split the work with her...ha ha ha.

Todays episode is hosted by Degrassi's Annie Clark and her sister, The Quiet Beatle herself, Ali - (A sophisticated treat for all, as these sisters know the Queens English!) - while Sam enjoys her mat leave. (And by ENJOYS, I mean she lives in a COT at the hospital with a gaping stomach wound,  but anyway I'm not supposed to even be writing this, I'm just doing it because I had a free moment in my weird hospital dorm room, and Annie is putting Bennett to sleep. I'm NOT EVEN HERE). Today the girls answer questions about a sister being a bitch about her sisters wedding and also something about parenthood? Idk I haven't listened yet. Gonna listen now from my COT. LOVE Y'ALL!

Ok who's reading the description? Who's the lucky fucko who's reading this who gets some TEA before even listening to the ep? Sam here, posting this at 5:39 AM because I have to go to LA SHPITAL (which is what my Italian sister-in-law calls the hospital) - to see wtf is going on with my puffy body. Will I get induced? Will I get sent home? It's anyone guess. All I know is my face is fucking huge and my blood pressure is through the roof, but that's showbiz baby. Enjoy this (possibly or really possibly not) my last ep before giving birth. KEEP Y'ALL POSTED AND ENJOY! XO

IMAGINE we got political on main. We only do that occasionally on the Patreon where you have to pay to hear our half baked ideologies (SPOILER: if you're not a member, Annie is practicing Scientologist. She hooks Bennett up to random machines that monitor his soul and makes her whole family pray to XENU or whatever). In this episode we have a fun CAMEO from THE Katie - yes, that Katie, deranged Katie. A treat for the ears, a rot for the brain. CHEERIO!

Why do people in relationships love to say "I didn't know we were keeping score" when you bring up an issue? This is something that has haunted Annie and I both for YEARS, it's actually all we talk about. We haven't talked about anything else since we became friends (17 years ago). Should we do something for our 20th friendship anniversary in 2028? Like go to MEDIEVAL TIMES, a subject that also gets a lot of air time in this episode? Don't ask how many times I tried typing "medieval" before I had to google it. Another stupid word. OK BYE!!!!!