HOW TO: be a cool mom

HOW TO: convince your roommate she's gay

This week, Paige and Jared bring you a special Pride Edition of Don't Let The Neighbors Hear with HOW TO: convince your roommate she's gay. The two revisit the making of one of their favorite projects together, their short film, F*ck, Maybe I’m Gay, which was created for one of their infamous parties during Pride a few years ago. Jared opens up about his own coming out experience, what being part of the LGBTQ+ community means to him, and his long-running (and unsuccessful) mission to turn Paige gay. They dive into some rapid-fire questions, including which Disney characters are giving lesbian energy, and which celebrities might make someone question everything. It’s a love letter to friendship, self-discovery, and celebrating people exactly as they are. They wrap things up with their weekly “In & Out” — this week’s In: going with the flow, and this week’s Out: responding with “I KNEW IT!” when someone comes out to you.

HOW TO: calculate girl math vs gay math

Take your seats, eavesdroppers! In this weeks episode of Don't Let The Neighbors Hear, Paige and Jared discuss the deeply important concept of girl math vs. gay math. They break down the rules, exceptions, and completely made-up equations behind girl math and gay math, uncovering the very specific ways they rationalize spending, social situations, and life in general. You're bound to learn something new about math in this episode so take out your wallets and listen up!

HOW TO: design your future (ft. kylie priscilla)

In this episode of Don’t Let The Neighbors Hear, Paige and Jared are joined by designer and entrepreneur Kylie Priscilla to talk about what it looks like to design the future you want for yourself. Kylie shares the story behind building KPMadeMe, from childhood tendencies and creative outlets to launching a brand centered around fashion, self-expression, and mental health. They get into imposter syndrome, taking creative risks, building something from scratch, and the moments that made Kylie realize she had to stop waiting for permission and just go for it. The conversation is equal parts inspiring, honest, and relatable for anyone who's ever wondered whether they're capable of creating something of their own.

HOW TO: tell the astrological truth

Paige and Jared put their reputations on the line by deciphering the astrological truth in this weeks episode of Don’t Let The Neighbors Hear. They start by assigning zodiac signs to iconic fictional characters — think Miranda Priestly, Wuthering Heights, Wicked and more — before spiraling into a full ranking of all 12 signs from best to worst. Each sign gets assigned one (or more) defining words —several signs get absolutely dragged, others receive ultimate praise. It's brutally honest, revealing and hilarious. As always, they wrap things up with their weekly “In & Out” — and you won't want to miss this one.

HOW TO: fit into a princess peach dress

In this episode of Don’t Let The Neighbors Hear, Paige and Jared unpack the making of their now-infamous peach party. What started as a highly committed theme quickly spiraled into an unforgettable collection of moments, stories, and decisions that only made sense in the context of the party. From over-the-top details to Paige and Jared’s dramatic Princess Peach halftime performance, they break down how taking a theme way too seriously somehow created the perfect night. They revisit the stories that came out of the day, the moments that still get brought up by friends, and why this event has officially gone down in history. It’s theatrical, overcommitted, and surprisingly emotional for a party centered around stone fruit. They wrap things up with their weekly “In & Out” — Arizona's in and bad taxi drivers are out out out.