God Can't See Beer If It's Under a Tarp

Open Carry Restaurant

June 29 - July 5, 2026: Black and white cookies, double ham, bad grandpa combo

I'm Having A Bratwurst Summer

June 22 - 28, 2026: Rum ham, recipes to pour Karo syrup over, an oyster trail that ends at a hospital

Housefire-Flavored Egg Salad

June 15 - 21, 2026: Cherry plums, mocha malt tiramisu, adjika cream cheese

Stop Making Dot Cakes

June 8 - 14, 2026: Microwaved chips and cheese, three pasta salads, shrimp three meals in a row

Getting Blasted Off Tiramisu

June 1 - 7, 2026: A turkey sandwich, tagliardi, a bowl of vodka sauce